Episodes

  • In which . . . just . . . why is Clippy so erotic? And why are we aroused?

    In which . . . just . . . why is Clippy so erotic? And why are we aroused?
    Jan 20 2023
    As promised, we have returned to attack your earbuds and heartbuds with Clippy, the erotic tale of a Microsoft Office Assistant turned horndog. Unless . . . there's a plot twist that causes us to question the entirety of this universe.
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    19 mins
  • In which we return from Covid to anger the lord and read...strange pr0n.

    In which we return from Covid to anger the lord and read...strange pr0n.
    Jan 13 2023
    After a long, awful, horrible bout of Covid, your friendly neighbourhood garbage lawyers are back reading horrendously weird smut. There are some weird audio glitches, and we are sorry about that. We're back, baby! Happy New Year!
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    27 mins
  • In which the palette cleanser book starts off weird as shit.

    In which the palette cleanser book starts off weird as shit.
    Sep 16 2022
    Happy New Season, everyone! This new book is Conquered by Clippy, by Leonard Delaney. Prepare your earholes for whatever the fuck this is.
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    35 mins
  • In which DEAR GOD HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE?

    In which DEAR GOD HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE?
    Sep 9 2022
    Season finale! Hello friends, join us today as we scream into the void about the worst relationship ever. Also we finally made a Patreon. No pressure: https://www.patreon.com/LoveLawyers.
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    41 mins
  • In which boy-bonding happens and the bitchwife emerges.

    In which boy-bonding happens and the bitchwife emerges.
    Sep 2 2022
    In this episode, I, Memphis, am vindicated. Our ultimate villain -- the BITCHWIFE -- shows her skanky face. Also a bunch of Star Wars jokes I couldn't figure out if I should cut or not. Enjoy!
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    32 mins
  • In which nipples are slipped and someone says "I love you."

    In which nipples are slipped and someone says "I love you."
    Aug 26 2022
    The mystery! The drama! The suspense! Who will spill their heart out? The whiny, needy protagonist who has made zero good decisions since this saga started, or the cold, emotionless douche who does the bare minimum and is praised for it? Find out in this episode!
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    34 mins
  • In which working women learn to get on their knees when their boss is angry.

    In which working women learn to get on their knees when their boss is angry.
    Aug 19 2022
    He did it all for the nookie. Remember kids -- the only thing that can stop a sad lawyer with a grudge is a . . . sexy lawyer with a blowjob? I don't know, it sounded good in my head. I'll come up with something better next week . . . Probably not though.
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    29 mins
  • In which MaKayla flashes her *thing* at Matt.

    In which MaKayla flashes her *thing* at Matt.
    Aug 12 2022
    Matt and Makayla have adult conversations that are mostly Matt putting his fingers inside his girlfriend while she tries to have a serious discussion. Don't worry - she's fixed him. Liz and Memphis start a Dave-related foundation to protect an underserved population.
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    30 mins