• The Middle Ages
    Aug 13 2021

    My favorite excruciating tales of middle age. Hear about that time I dyed my beard, that other time I got a hair transplant, and that other time I got what I will call "The Big Snip". It's a lot of fun that the kids these days would call cringey.

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    28 mins
  • The Brotherhood of Fatherhood
    Jul 16 2021

    This one's for the Dads. Hear about fishless fishing expeditions and whale-less whale watches, and mountains that we cannot climb due to sinus pressure. Plus Dad School and the horror of my Dad's Birds and the Bees talk.

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    34 mins
  • Sunday Best
    Jun 14 2021

    This episode we're putting on our Sunday best, stories that is. Hear about the "embarassing bell incident" and random surprise funerals when I was an altar boy, the pageantry of midnight Mass on Christmas Eve, and a rare recording of the "Blessing of the Corned Beef and Cabbage" from a St. Bridget's Church St. Patrick's Day Dinner Dance circa 1975.

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    30 mins
  • S2E2 Bonus Track "Virtual Agency Tour"
    Jun 7 2021

    Here's a bonus track that didn't quite make it onto S2E2 Work, Work, Work. Recently I took some prospective clients on a tour of the home office space of my virtual ad agency. It didn't go quite as well as I'd hoped. Several of my kids, I mean younger staff are somewhat to blame.

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    6 mins
  • Work, Work, Work.
    May 24 2021

    Stories about work, and home, and working from home. A rare recording from 1978 of a phone call to my mom at work, from her loving and somewhat belligerent children. The strange but true story of that time I really, really annoyed heavyweight champion George Foreman. Plus those pesky work distractions at home and the odd coincidence of my Dad and I both losing our jobs at about the same age.

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    33 mins
  • Dog Tales
    May 7 2021

    This week, I'm telling stories all about our friendly four legged friends. Hear about how my Dad secretly ordered a puppy from a magazine ad in the early 1940's, the video that proved to us exactly how tolerant our dog Tilda is and the cautionary tale about our German shepherd Madeline. Plus from the advertising files, hear about a disastrous Memorial Day TV spot I did, and some thoughts on Memorial Day 2021.

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    28 mins
  • Thank God For Thanksgiving
    Nov 26 2020

    This episode hear the inappropriate but funny story my Dad once told at Thanksgiving Dinner, plus the joys of Ocean Spray Jellied Cranberry Sauce and an incomplete list of things I'm thankful for, including this year finally ending.

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    31 mins
  • Falling Leaves and Rising Blood Pressure.
    Oct 11 2020

    It's October 2020. Leaves are falling and stress is rising. Learn all about what's really scary this Fall, including spinning the Wheel of Stress, why horror movie monsters aren't returning this year, and the time my Mom made me wear a sweater over my costume. Oh, and then there was the time my wife had twins on Halloween night.

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    28 mins