This morning on The Morning After, ‘ballmaxxing’ is a thing, robot wolves are a hot commodity in Japan, a man crashed a runway show on the beach in Australia, our MVP was caught masturbating inside a pharmacy, French police are warning residents about drunk deer, and a man stole thousands from a retired teacher to buy property and OnlyFans subscriptions.

00:13 - Ballmaxxing
09:02 - Robot wolves a hot commodity in Japan
15:12 - Man crashes runway show in Australia
21:15 - MVP
29:33 - French police warning about drunk deer
35:02 - Man steals money for property and OnlyFans

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This morning on The Morning After, an all-you-can-eat buffet in Spain recently instituted a fee for throwing up, the KITT car from Knight Rider received a ticket from New York City, a man stole the O off a police station sign on Florida/Not Florida, a tourist got his ass kicked for throwing a rock at a seal in Hawaii, our MVP threatened someone with a machete for a scooter, a woman with blue hair and a leopard-print jacket was arrested after robbing a bank, and loud, horny peacocks are terrorizing a town in Italy.

00:13 - All-you-can-eat buffet institutes a puke fee
08:32 - KITT gets a ticket
16:02 - Florida/Not Florida
22:07 - Tourist beat up for throwing rock at seal
26:52 - MVP
35:08 - Woman with blue hair and leopard jacket robs bank
40:01 - Loud, horny peacocks terrorizing Italian community

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Traverse City stole wine by sticking it in her vagina, you should stop doing the peace sign in your selfies, two men stole 100 hot dogs on Florida/Not Florida, four of the five statues placed in the middle of a roundabout have been damaged, our MVP sets themselves on fire instead of the building they wanted to set on fire, a 6-foot tall pencil is running for governor in Oregon, and someone in Australia stole 200 pregnant sheep.

00:13 - TC woman puts wine in her vagina
09:41 - Stop doing the peace sign in selfies
16:14 - Florida/Not Florida
23:57 - Statues in middle of roundabout damaged
29:52 - MVP
36:25 - 6-foot tall pencil running for governor
43:20 - Pregnant sheep stolen

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