Episodes

  • Episode 13: Red flags and toilet wine
    Sep 29 2023

    Diving into Episode 2 our hosts have a lot of questions: Was there a Robert Jordan cameo in this episode? Did the basilisk from Harry Potter get cast in the role of the voices in Rand's head? How many red flags can the writers cram into one relationship? Is making toilet wine the best use of the One Power we've seen so far?

    Kaley and Kevin may not have the answers, but they sure have fun. Let's Ride!

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Episode 12: Magic School Montage
    Sep 29 2023

    And we are back! Join your hosts Kevin and Kaley as they dive into Season 2, Episode 1 of the Amazon Prime adaptation of The Wheel of Time. Come along as they break down everything we see on the screen including: fake hands, Egwene's new life as a trash can, proof that the Brown Ajah is living everyone's best life, an extravagant hat, and Loial's inexplicable return from the brink of death. Let's ride!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Episode 11: Every life is a strand of cosmic spider butthole rope
    Mar 23 2023

    Kevin breaks open some of the source material to explain to us what the "Wheel of Time" actually is in this world. Kaley suffers near mental collapse under the weight of an entirely broken weaving metaphor. What is time? How do wheels work? Can a wheel be a loom? Is this even important?!

    To save her sanity, Kaley challenges Kevin to distinguish the real, Robert Jordan created sword forms from the ridiculous versions she has come up with. Ready to go from zero to hysterical feminist rant to fart jokes in a tight 45 minutes? Let's ride!

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    44 mins
  • Episode 10: A seriously troubling lack of moustaches
    Mar 14 2023

    We updated our cover art - did you notice?

    Kaley tests Kevin's recall with another installment of Kevin vs. the Word - can Kaley fool him with her sneaky ways? Then we dig into some of the 1-star reviews of the show that have been posted on the world wide web. What could possibly go wrong? Come along for some more inter-season filler. Let's ride!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Episode 9: One Power pod after dark
    Jan 31 2023

    While we wait for the second season of the Wheel of Time show on Amazon Prime, Kaley and Kevin are back with some new segments! Kaley tests Kevins recall by reading out random sections of future books and seeing if he knows which one they came from. She also riles Kevin up by reading out the 1 star Amazon reviews of the first book in the series, The Eye of the World. Wrap it all up with a slightly unhinged "Taste Test" and hey, presto! Let's ride!

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    51 mins
  • Episode 8: It's a wave hanger, bro
    Jul 13 2022

    This week we ask some pressing questions about the Eye of the World; question whether the Blight is just Florida; shit-talk Game of Thrones a little bit; get swept away in all the feels; and end on a dramatic wave hanger. When can we see Season 2?! It's the season finale of Season 1 of The Wheel of Time, let's ride!

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Episode 7: Tam fever dream
    Jul 13 2022

    In this episode we slow down and dig into some feelings; watch the greatest fight scene of all time; discuss the lusciousness of the ways; and commiserate about how hard interpersonal relationships can be when you're a teen. Let's ride!

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    50 mins
  • Episode 6: The b!tch word
    Jun 3 2022

    It's episode 6 and we still don't know what the name of our podcast is! Regardless, we are coming to you this week with hot tea and hot takes about this television program. This episode Siuan Sanche coerces Moiraine into exile with the oath rod, we witness a creepy mist exorcism, the gang gets back together, and we head to the ways! Let's ride!

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    52 mins