Episodes

  • The Guide To Life – Bonus Outtakes!

    The Guide To Life – Bonus Outtakes!
    Aug 19 2016
    Even though the series is over, there's enough unreleased mayhem to squeeze into an extra episode. Basically, this is the best of what happened before, during and after the recording of "The Guide To Life" series. Enjoy bonus conversations about drunk chicks, Bill Cosby, wedding party gifts, the lifespan of small dogs, classic films that need to be seen once and the biggest hazards to a vehicle's appearance. You'll also hear lunacy that only comes from Drew After Dark, listen as the guys discover a new species, and be amused by an unexpected salute to Fetty Wap.
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • The Guide To The Apocalypse

    The Guide To The Apocalypse
    Aug 12 2016
    Here it is: the finale of The Guide To Life series and what better way to close the series than by discussing The Apocalypse. Taking cues from much of what they see in the modern world, the guys talk government spying, drones, zombies, no electricity, technological connectivity, the destruction of Earth, tribalism, and how all of these factors can lead to the end of the world as we know it. But don't worry, it's still really, really funny.
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    52 mins
  • The Guide To Fashion

    The Guide To Fashion
    Aug 5 2016
    Fashion trends may come and go but the boys have some timeless advice to bestow upon you! While they're still perplexed by the undying lure of handbags, they capably break down current trends for men including hairstyles and facial hair, recall brands from their youth that have come and gone (and come again), the importance of owning a suit, the appeal of Andrew's 'old world' indulgence, and how popular body types have less appeal than we think.
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • The Guide To Health

    The Guide To Health
    Jul 29 2016
    "At least you have your health." It's always the last thing you want to hear but health is the first thing you want back once it goes away. The boys have tried to be smart about diet and exercise, and share their struggles with finding a healthy balance. They also delve into mental health, improper diagnoses and how stress can manifest into physical problems. Plus, Chris and Ryan share their frightening but amusing stories of recent trips to the emergency room.
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • The Guide To Money

    The Guide To Money
    Jul 22 2016
    Money may be the root of all evil and the route of all fun but there's so much more to it. Through their own challenges to understand the paper that runs our lives, the guys take a look at their money habits, ponder the realities of saving, question the enigma of investing, struggle with the burden of student loans, criticize the insanity of credit, and suffer through the paper trail of getting approved for a mortgage.
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • The Guide To Common Decency

    The Guide To Common Decency
    Jul 15 2016
    Common decency is no longer common and therefore must be addressed. The guys want to straighten out humanity and change the way people act in public to make everyone's lives better. Between sharing some horrendous experiences, they cover the usage of public restrooms, how people behave while driving, courtesy at the movie theater, being appropriate on airplanes and everyday cell phone etiquette.
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    51 mins
  • The Guide To War

    The Guide To War
    Jul 8 2016
    If anyone can try to make sense of why we fight each other, it's The Only Podcast That Matters. The boys cover several ages of human warfare starting with the origins of the Civil War, the escalation of World War II and the modern threat of North Korea. They also break down the evolution of weaponry, what they've learned from war movies, and there's also some insight and hindsight from Chris' boot camp experience.
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • The Guide To Love & Marriage

    The Guide To Love & Marriage
    Jul 1 2016
    They've already talked mating so now they're talking dating! The boys make a case for modern chivalry and other important elements of courtship, as well as look closely at online dating, compare challenges for couples who live together, explore the reasons for high divorce rates, and glimpse the dynamic of marriage after kids.
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    1 hr and 14 mins