Episodes

  • Case 15: Serenity

    Case 15: Serenity
    Apr 3 2026
    As is often the case in this here vale of tears, genre shows end -- and end without a chance to finish the story they were telling. But every so often, a dadgummed angel flies down on wings of gossamer silver and give that show one last chance and a few dozen million dollars to right that wrong. One movie to sum it ALL up, to finish.the.story. Do J.H.W.A.G.X Whedon and his team of miscreants pull it off? Do they even come close? Does Serenity’s end bring peace and balance as Firefly’s end? Is it SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    38 mins
  • Case 14: Objects in Space

    Case 14: Objects in Space
    Mar 16 2026
    In the de-facto series finale, the crew of the Firefly are accosted by a man most scurrilous, but with unmatched charisma. Is this a satisfying episode that shows off the strengths of the show? Is this a satisfying finale for the years before there was a capstone movie made? A lion? Is Firefly SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Case 13: Heart of Gold

    Case 13: Heart of Gold
    Mar 13 2026
    I want to shine I want to Hein I’ve been a space cowboy For a heart of gold It’s these episodes I never give That keep me searching For a heart of gold And I’m getting old. Is Firefly SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Case 12: Message

    Case 12: Message
    Feb 27 2026
    Corpses be corpsin’! Zoe and Mal get a special delivery of some much needed world building backfill along with one generic dirtbag. Is it SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    Less than 1 minute
  • Case 11: Trash

    Case 11: Trash
    Feb 27 2026
    Oh boy, Saffron is back! Hooray! A heist! No complications here. No emotional traumas. Just fun times. Oh boy! Is Firefly SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    Less than 1 minute
  • Case 10: War Stories

    Case 10: War Stories
    Jan 4 2026
    Niska! He’s back! And he’s here to torture our heroes into revealing interpersonal problems and psycho-sexual hangups! Are the crew of Firefly bad enough dudes to rescue Mal and Wash from this preposterous villain’s clutches? Is River’s character developing or devolving? Is Firefly SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Case 09: Ariel

    Case 09: Ariel
    Dec 29 2025
    It’s heist time! Simon has a plan to get River into a futuristic scanner sort of deal and steal some high-end pharmaceuticals int he process. Plans! Montages! Betrayals?! Will Ariel give us a glimpse of a Core planet in all its technocratic glory while giving the glum doctor a chance to shine? Or will it look like a mall in Vancouver with floodlights pointed at it? Is it SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Case 08: Out of Gas

    Case 08: Out of Gas
    Dec 28 2025
    When is too soon for a flashback episode? You know, when we learn how this crazy gang got together??? The West Wing waited until the beginning of Season 2. How satisfying to learn about the early days of the Bartlett campaign, all framed by the President and Josh Lyman’s recovery from gunshot wounds. Masterful storytelling, deepening our affection for the well-established ensemble. Does Out of Gas pull off the same trick with only a handful of episodes in the tank? Let’s find out! Shiny? Heinie? Or a rare verdict of: Bradley Whitford?!? Is Firefly SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    1 hr and 7 mins