Episodes

  • Case 16: The People v. Firefly

    Case 16: The People v. Firefly
    May 23 2026
    Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Joss here... A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Joseph Herbert Walker Texas Ranger Antonio Gonzalez Whedon... he called himself the Joss. Please enjoy the finale of our coverage of Firefly. The Grand Jury has voted and now for all time this strange, lonely wanderer will either wear the gleaming white hat called SHINY or the rotting knit beanie called HEINIE. Final arguments in the forms of songs, heartfelt discussions, amicus briefs from beyond time and space. AND the post credits reveal of our next TWO dockets! (What shows we be talking about next) Want to be on the next grand jury?! Join our Patreon! www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Case 15: Serenity

    Case 15: Serenity
    Apr 3 2026
    As is often the case in this here vale of tears, genre shows end -- and end without a chance to finish the story they were telling. But every so often, a dadgummed angel flies down on wings of gossamer silver and give that show one last chance and a few dozen million dollars to right that wrong. One movie to sum it ALL up, to finish.the.story. Do J.H.W.A.G.X Whedon and his team of miscreants pull it off? Do they even come close? Does Serenity’s end bring peace and balance as Firefly’s end? Is it SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    38 mins
  • Case 14: Objects in Space

    Case 14: Objects in Space
    Mar 16 2026
    In the de-facto series finale, the crew of the Firefly are accosted by a man most scurrilous, but with unmatched charisma. Is this a satisfying episode that shows off the strengths of the show? Is this a satisfying finale for the years before there was a capstone movie made? A lion? Is Firefly SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Case 13: Heart of Gold

    Case 13: Heart of Gold
    Mar 13 2026
    I want to shine I want to Hein I’ve been a space cowboy For a heart of gold It’s these episodes I never give That keep me searching For a heart of gold And I’m getting old. Is Firefly SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Case 12: Message

    Case 12: Message
    Feb 27 2026
    Corpses be corpsin’! Zoe and Mal get a special delivery of some much needed world building backfill along with one generic dirtbag. Is it SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    Less than 1 minute
  • Case 11: Trash

    Case 11: Trash
    Feb 27 2026
    Oh boy, Saffron is back! Hooray! A heist! No complications here. No emotional traumas. Just fun times. Oh boy! Is Firefly SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    Less than 1 minute
  • Case 10: War Stories

    Case 10: War Stories
    Jan 4 2026
    Niska! He’s back! And he’s here to torture our heroes into revealing interpersonal problems and psycho-sexual hangups! Are the crew of Firefly bad enough dudes to rescue Mal and Wash from this preposterous villain’s clutches? Is River’s character developing or devolving? Is Firefly SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Case 09: Ariel

    Case 09: Ariel
    Dec 29 2025
    It’s heist time! Simon has a plan to get River into a futuristic scanner sort of deal and steal some high-end pharmaceuticals int he process. Plans! Montages! Betrayals?! Will Ariel give us a glimpse of a Core planet in all its technocratic glory while giving the glum doctor a chance to shine? Or will it look like a mall in Vancouver with floodlights pointed at it? Is it SHINY or is it HEINIE? Join the GRAND JURY: www.patreon.com/shadeaux
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    1 hr and 15 mins