Episodes

  • The Perfect Podcast Ep. 39 - Perfect Assasination Attempt
    Jul 29 2024

    Welcome to "The Perfect Podcast Live in Chicago!" In this unforgettable episode, Eugene and Tiny bring their signature blend of humor and candid commentary to the stage. Eugene, ever the "mad genius" behind the show, and Tiny, his reluctant but hilarious co-host, delve into everything from political satire to the unexpected surprises of everyday life. Join us as we discuss topics like Trump, secret service antics, and even a surprise "fist pump" moment that left everyone talking. The episode takes a nostalgic turn as the hosts reminisce about childhood "whoopins," questioning why some people are still around, and jokingly pondering the idea of renewing life, marriage, and even street licenses! Don't miss the laughter, the unexpected twists, and the sheer hilarity of Eugene's wild stories and Tiny's quick comebacks.

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    11 mins
  • The Perfect Podcast Ep. 37 - The Perfect Boundaries
    Jun 13 2024

    Hey everyone, buckle up for another entertaining episode of The Perfect Podcast! This time, Eugene and Tiny are diving deep into the world of boundaries - and it gets wild! Eugene admits he used to struggle with setting boundaries, letting everyone walk all over him. But now he's a pro at setting clear expectations and calling out disrespect. This episode is full of hilarious stories, relatable struggles, and insightful advice on how to establish healthy boundaries in your own life. Don't miss out on this fun and informative episode! Get only realness and the perfect information from The Perfect PODCAAAAST!!

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    11 mins
  • The Perfect Podcast Ep. 36 - The Perfect Poet
    Jun 4 2024

    Hold on to your hats, poetry lovers! J. Ivy, the three-time Grammy award-winning poet, is on The Perfect Podcast, and it gets lit!

    This episode is jam-packed with laughter, inspiration, and a whole lot of soul. J. Ivy talks about his journey from high school student to award-winning artist, sharing his love for poetry and the ups and downs of his creative path.

    You'll also hear about his new project with his wife, the amazing poet TRoy (who makes a surprise appearance!), and how they're taking the poetry world by storm together.

    But wait, there's more! This episode is full of hilarious moments, like J. Ivy revealing his secret talent for breaking (on Wednesdays only!), and Eugene getting schooled on the proper way to greet a southern belle.

    Whether you're a die-hard J. Ivy fan or just looking for a good laugh and a dose of inspiration, this episode is not to be missed! Plus, you won't want to miss J. Ivy's exclusive poem about using your words to win over your co-host (or anyone else for that matter!). Get only realness and the perfect information from The Perfect PODCAAAAST!!

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    25 mins
  • The Perfect Podcast Ep. 34- The Perfect Catfish
    Apr 16 2024

    Another episode of The Perfect PODCAAAST!!


    Eugene- for the first time in the history of The Perfect Podcast- finally made an iota of sense here when he said, "The internet is full of fake information." Also, don't go through black women's group chats...


    Anyway, if you think that you might be getting catfished or somebody else is- call us. Tiny has 3 homegirls sitting in front of their laptops as we speak, and WE WILL FIND OUT WHO THAT IS! *flag body wave*


    Get only realness and the perfect information from The Perfect PODCAAAAST!!

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    20 mins
  • The Perfect Podcast Ep. 33- The Perfect Actor
    Apr 9 2024

    Welcome to The Perfect PODCAAAAST!


    For this episode, we got an A-List actor to join us. I can't even take his level! Whether it's an impression of Jay-Z, Barack Obama, or Dave Chappelle- you'd think you're with Beyonce, you'll see the crowd, and even taste the tobacco. Come onnn, how come you don't want this man?!


    We making joy here in The Perfect PODCAAAAST!!

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    20 mins
  • The Perfect Podcast Ep. 32- The Perfect Discipline
    Apr 1 2024

    It's The Perfect PODCAAAAAASSSTT!


    In this episode, we thought: hmm.. why not talk about whoopings and slutty vegan burgers in one sitting?? Where else would you get that, right?


    We'll dive into a discussion about childhood discipline and the unique ways our parents kept us in line. From whoopings with wooden spoons to community whoopings involving the whole neighborhood- yep, you'll love this discussion about our upbringing for sure!


    It's all happening on The Perfect PODCAAAST! Catch you next time, and stay perfect, y'all!

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    23 mins
  • The Perfect Podcast Ep. 31- The Perfect Songwriter
    Apr 1 2024

    In case you're wondering- it's singular, Only Fan, and 365 is my favorite song!


    Welcome to The Perfect Podcast!...


    In this episode, we're diving deep into Tiny's music- bopping to the beats, basking in the good vibes, and talking about how every song can't be a hit, but Tiny.. uhm I mean, her music can.


    Tune in for some laughs, some love, and a whole lot of her indescribable talent on THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAST!!

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    9 mins
  • The Perfect Podcast Ep. 30- The Perfect Parent
    Apr 1 2024

    Man, I hope you're not a serial killer yet after your father's weak pullout game??


    No?? Well- the jury's still out..


    It's The PERFECT PODCAAAAAAAAST! In this episode, we discuss about what defines a good parent and the signs of good parenting. You might be out here trying to figure out the best way to raise your child after you failed to keep it "wrapped up"- THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU! We talk about why you shouldn't have a child and why you shouldn't.. I mean, should!



    Just sit back and listen to THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAAAST!

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    18 mins