🎉🍨 Hold onto your jelly, Derby — The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show has arrived, and it’s about to turn your town into a full-blown carnival of confusion! 🍨🎉

That’s right, Episode 12 is coming in hot (and slightly sticky), as the gang descends upon the land of railways, roundabouts, and now… radio-based ridiculousness. If you thought breakfast was meant to be calm and civilised, you clearly haven’t met this crew.

🕰️ Leading the madness is Retro Mike Kennedy, the man so out of touch he’s practically a time traveller. He still thinks VHS is cutting-edge, refers to TikTok as “that noisy clock app,” and once tried to fax a meme. But don’t worry — he’s here to host, confuse, and derail every game with the grace of a tap-dancing llama.

🎙️ Backing him up (barely) are the two brave team captains:

• Wanted Joe – Still wanted, still Joe, still wondering how he ended up captaining a team that includes a man who thinks trivia is a form of interpretive dance. He’s got the patience of a saint and the fashion sense of a confused magician.
• Jenni Wenni – Our incontinent queen of passive-aggressive smiles. She’s here to support the madness, knit through the chaos, and occasionally mutter “I need a stronger flask” under her breath. She’s the only person who can endure Retro Mike’s games without blinking — or crying.

🧁 Special Guest: Luke He’s flying solo today. No team loyalty, no strategic plan, just one mission: get the jelly and ice cream. He’s wandered between teams, buzzed in on questions meant for other people, and started a chant of “dessert first!” mid-round. He doesn’t care who wins — as long as he gets his pudding.

👨‍🌾 This episode? It’s the Three Amigos hosted by Chief Don. Retro Mike has declared himself “Chief Don of Derby,” complete with a paper crown, a cape made from tea towels, and a sceptre that’s just a rolled-up TV guide. The others are too tired to argue.

💥 What silliness awaits? We don’t know. We suspect it involves inflatable flamingos, a trivia round about spoons, and Adrien accidentally joining a different podcast halfway through.

So grab your jelly, your ice cream, and your lowest expectations — because this isn’t just a quiz show. It’s a full-blown breakfast-time fever dream hosted by a man who thinks “streaming” means standing in a river.