Episodes

  • Lorna Rose Treen

    Lorna Rose Treen
    Mar 1 2026
    Multi-award-winning comedian, writer and actor Lorna Rose Treen invites Simon to consider rules to end the tyranny of tickling and kick-start the next stage of human evolution.

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    25 mins
  • Steve Hall

    Steve Hall
    Feb 22 2026
    Writer and stand-up Steve Hall presents Simon with rules to stop people making spam phone calls, sending intrusive emails and projecting irritating noises.

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    26 mins
  • Aideen McQueen

    Aideen McQueen
    Feb 15 2026
    Stand-up, writer and actor Aideen McQueen joins Simon to dole out slap-based retribution and ensure that we can all listen in to other people's public phone calls.

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    28 mins
  • Jake Bhardwaj

    Jake Bhardwaj
    Feb 8 2026
    Joe Marler Will See You Now and The Pub Quiz Podcast's Jake Bhardwaj joins Simon to keep Dad jokes to the minimum and get his Dad's knowledge of pop culture to the maximum.

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    31 mins
  • Nick Elleray

    Nick Elleray
    Feb 1 2026
    Stand-up and writer Nick Elleray employs Simon to give everyone plenty of personal space and a nice quiet life.

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    31 mins
  • Alfie Dundas

    Alfie Dundas
    Jan 25 2026
    Stand-up and social media star Alfie Dundas coerces Simon into controlling the rich and stupid by testing their contribution to society and forcing those who come up short into combat for our entertainment.

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    29 mins
  • Samira Banks

    Samira Banks
    Jan 18 2026
    Award-winning stand-up Samira Banks inspires Simon to induct rules to control jobsworths and ensure that people put in more effort when they lie.

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    32 mins
  • Matt Forde

    Matt Forde
    Jan 11 2026
    Comedian, broadcaster and impressionist Matt Forde joins Simon to figure out how to stop people being rude to waiters by curtailing obsession with status.

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    27 mins