Episodes

  • Matt Forde

    Matt Forde
    Jan 11 2026
    Comedian, broadcaster and impressionist Matt Forde joins Simon to figure out how to stop people being rude to waiters by curtailing obsession with status.

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    27 mins
  • Jordan Brookes

    Jordan Brookes
    Dec 21 2025
    Edinburgh Comedy Award winning Jordan Brookes inspires Simon to use complex computer simulations and child labour to stop people dropping apple cores.

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    33 mins
  • Michael Stranney

    Michael Stranney
    Dec 14 2025
    Writer, actor and producer Michael Stranney helps Simon get to grip with people who don't respect fellow tube passengers or communal fridges.

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    26 mins
  • Rich Fulcher

    Rich Fulcher
    Dec 7 2025
    The one and only Rich Fulcher helps Simon figure out how to stop bus seat blockers and remind his kids to put on their socks.

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    30 mins
  • Eleanor Morton

    Eleanor Morton
    Nov 30 2025
    Writer, podcaster and comedian Eleanor Morton encourages Simon to introduce rules to curb public spitting and avoid boring conversations.

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    30 mins
  • Andy Field

    Andy Field
    Nov 23 2025
    Stand-up and actor Andy Field joins Simon to inspire driving empathy and psychedelic misadventure.

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    34 mins
  • Matthew Crosby

    Matthew Crosby
    Nov 16 2025
    Prolific writer, broadcaster and Pappy's member Matthew Crosby helps Simon restore the high street to its former glory and guarantee that people really mean it when they say "thank you"

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    36 mins
  • Chris Cantrill

    Chris Cantrill
    Nov 9 2025
    The Delightful Sausage and Rural Concerns' Chris Cantrill convinces Simon to eradicate bags on train seats and littering, while rewarding the socially conscientious with visions of the future.

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    32 mins