Episodes

  • 2025 NFL Draft

    2025 NFL Draft
    Apr 14 2025
    For this episode, we’re joined by Luke Fraley, world’s most affable Lions fan. (Not to be confused with craig Alimo, world’s most reasonable Patriots fan.) We do a quick recap of how the season ended for our respective teams before Andrew launches into a weird, pseudo-science-y lecture about why draft picks are unlikely to instantly make your team better (that guy can be such a downer). We proceed to talk about the draft despite him having taken some of the fun out of it.
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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • 10 years of shenanigans

    10 years of shenanigans
    Apr 6 2024
    . We were joined by Brian “Schmizzy†Schmoldt, long-suffering-no-more Browns fan, and craig Alimo, world’s most reasonable Patriots fan. With craig being on the episode, we don’t know who’s actually ever going to listen to this, but let’s not kid ourselves and think that’s any different than how it’s been for the last decade of drunkenly swearing into the void, er…podcasting. The concept for this episode is that we all created our dream rosters using as our pool all of the 1st round picks from the last 10 NFL drafts. There was agreement. There were differences. As per usual, Noor’s takes were most wise while Andrew’s were in places…questionable (where, by “questionable,†we mean “Fred Warner was a 2nd rounder†). #FacePalm
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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • Team needs? Skoden!

    Team needs? Skoden!
    Mar 7 2024
    Noor, especially (but what else is new?), offers up some airtight statements about the needs of our favorite teams going into free agency and the draft. That is, after Andrew makes him relive the horror (from Noor’s perspective) that was Superb Owl LVIII. As per uzh, Andrew makes everything about the Seahawks, but Noor salvages the day by bringing the knowledge on the topics of the day. Don’t miss our 10th anniversary episode, recording on 4/4/24 and available as soon as Andrew sobers up afterwards!
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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • Week 1 [over]reactions

    Week 1 [over]reactions
    Apr 16 2023
    It is well-documented that week 1 is a liar. Do not trust week 1. Yet, here we are, after the first weekend of the NFL season with both doubts and hopes, attempting to make sense of it all. Join us as we attempt to navigate the feels.
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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Draft hype edition!

    Draft hype edition!
    Apr 16 2023
    We’re less than 2 weeks out from the 2023 NFL Draft, so of course Andrew would choose to talk about…Dougal Robertson?! He tries to make a connection to the Seahawks’ fortunes over the last 12 months, but like so many of John Schneider’s picks over the years it’s a stretch. Thankfully, Noor brings actual analysis to bear on the myriad possibilities of draft season. No one does the off-season like the NFL and for whatever reason it’s when we do our best work, too. Join us for one craig-commute’s worth of football chatter.
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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Wherein we talk for an hour and a half about quarterbacks…

    Wherein we talk for an hour and a half about quarterbacks…
    Mar 9 2023
    NFL quarterback is the most demanding position in all of sport, right? So, it makes sense for us to talk for an hour and a half about who’s rising, who’s falling, who’ll end up where, right? Don’t answer that…
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Looking ahead (mostly)

    Looking ahead (mostly)
    Jan 18 2023
    Always wanting to give the people what they want, this episode is 2 of Craig’s commutes long. You’re welcome. Noor graciously starts us off by asking Andrew to recap his overachieving Seahawks before we spend most of the episode looking ahead, to the coming weekend, to the rest of the playoffs, and briefly to next year’s draft. We even give a preview of our next episode! (Assuming it doesn’t take us another 9 months to record…)
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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • And here you thought you were done with us…

    And here you thought you were done with us…
    Apr 17 2022
    Noor went out for a pack of cigarettes and…wait, that’s a different story. In this timeline, somehow we forgot to podcast for 2 years. Who does this? Us, apparently. Well, you can’t get rid of us that easily. We’re back and better than ever! If, by better than ever, you mean the same conversational NFL chit chat you’ve come to love over our 8 years in existence, except this time with some USFL thrown in for good measure! It’s NFL draft season, so of course we break that down after discussing the bevy of high-profile trades that have happened this offseason. You won’t want to miss it, Craig. Everyone else? Hard to say.
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    1 hr and 19 mins