The Standard Assholes are back in the unhinged corner of the web! This week, Matty, PML, Colin, and Dré try to avoid rock bottom while ranting about the most chaotic news on the internet.We dive into a Buffalo pool party you definitely don't want to attend (featuring a 750-pound floatie with teeth). Then, we cover the hip-hop history update as the cold case regarding Jam Master Jay's 2002 death finally gets a guilty plea. Things get explosive (literally) as we discuss a New York woman convicted of throwing a stick of dynamite at her boyfriend. And finally, we look at the "Special Ops: Gig Economy Edition" as a US Special Forces soldier is arrested in connection with a freelance coup raid plot in Venezuela. Brace your earholes!Hashtags: #StandardAssholes #StandardAssholesPodcast #TMVP #ColdCase #JamMasterJay #ScottCountyArmory #DynamiteBreakup #VenezuelanCoup #ModernExistentialDread #PodcastNews🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

The Assholes are joined by Actor/Comedian Jimmy Palumbo.

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The Assholes wish Prof. Mike LiToris, "Happy Birthday!"

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