Episodes

  • Episode 43: Save the Bees
    Jun 11 2026

    Pokemon's bug catcher, a New Zealand moth, and a flamenco dancer are debating the best type of bug.


    Nominee: Bees, Spiders, Butterflies

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Episode 42: The Garden of Eden
    Jun 5 2026

    The Snake, Eve, and Ung the caveman are gathering in paradise on earth to determine what the squiggliest fruit is.


    Nominees: buddha's hand lemon, rambutan, and banana

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Episode 41: Battle of the Bulge
    May 30 2026

    Three soldiers, after the war, discuss problematic language and bad optics on a beach in the Bahamas. The award this week is "best ice cream to get for someone when you aren't sure what ice cream they like."

    Nominees: Mint, Maple, Cookie Dough

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Episode 40: fill 'er up
    May 21 2026

    Monk Son, Splat Monkey, and Mr. Hasboro are getting together to talk about mr beast, 9/11, tentacles, and more. Their mission by the end of the episode? Figure out the best thing to get filled all the way up with.


    Nominees: inhibitors, sand, tentacles

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    58 mins
  • Episode 39: TRIUMPHANT RETURN
    May 13 2026

    Return of the podcast, return of a favourite guest, return of good times and good laughs with good friends. Award is best dad.


    Nominees: The boss, nut kick monk, Liam's Mii

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    59 mins
  • Episode 38: Phoning this one in
    Apr 30 2026

    Alexander Graham Bell, a racist old-timey phone connector guy, and the song Operator by Shiloh are taking it easy this week. Not trying that hard to make you laugh. Award this week is best guy to be who is a circle most of the time.


    Nominees: Sonic, Kirby, guy who does parkour flips

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Episode 37: God Wills It
    Apr 23 2026

    I don't know why we keep doing either cryptids or God stuff, but this week three priests from different sizes of church are getting together to figure out the best thing God has willed. Alternate title: Semiotics and Gomorroah


    Nominees: a brilliant on chess.com, cheese, the holy redemption of goths

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    59 mins
  • Episode 36: judging women's bodies
    Apr 15 2026

    A pelican cryptid girl, a fish and wildlife ranger, and the poodle dog man from Sabrina Carpenter's Coachella performance are getting together to talk about...I dunno, this one goes off the rails. I didn't even realize KT's guy wasn't a literal dog for most of it. The award is best height for women.


    Nominees: 3 feet, 5'2", 100 feet

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    1 hr