The Timewaster 9000 crew takes on the arduous task of figuring out every single card on the EDH banlist, and seeing if we can make heads or tails of it. Tune in to hear us chat about wasting people's time, getting trapped in games by bad faith actors, and the man with the firm handshake.

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Miller and Alex celebrate the upcoming Valentine's Day in their own special way, by showing love to cards that don't get it as much anymore. Tune in to see the gang talk about bad midrange decks, cards with too many words on them, and the horrible original printed text of Oubliette.

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The gang is stuck in the computer, so why not look around the world wide web at our favorite home-made ways to play Magic? Miller and Alex go through several formats of their own design, talking about decklists and fun tournaments in the process. Tune in to hear about budget formats, rule warping formats, and one that really cares about what year you were born.

Atlanta Highlander Decklist Database: https://moxfield.com/users/AtlantaHighlanderDB

Halfsies Decklist Compendium + Banlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y2-XarZ3duFHrX3mxmNsKTYejP2nIPlIRsjjXMRLS9A/edit?usp=sharing

C/UC Decklist Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PtGdfaQ8vUnCn4VA4NWCQLDtcggA577TmkduU7DAMlU/edit?usp=sharing

C/UC Banlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14Zil413Il6xh2wZIhqxULV-C2OhpnTGTClS7TPf0wVU/edit?usp=sharing

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The crew is back to talk about everything that came out in 2025, and since we're disgusting little piggies who love to dig around in the mud, we're presenting it as a TIER LIST!!

Join Miller and Alex as we talk about Magic sets that actually have real Magic cards in them, guys in high-vis vests, Uncle Iroh in Smite, and talk sincerely and honestly about what the worst Magic set of all time is.

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Join Miller and Alex for a delightful dive into the dizzying highs and horrifying lows of Magic: the Gathering art. The crew has become more sophisticated than ever, so tune in to hear our opinions on Phil Foglio, Rebecca Guay, and pictures of Iron Man.

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LORWYN IS BACK! The Timewaster 9000 crew is so excited about the set we took a whole episode to talk about cards that stood out to us, good and bad.

Join us as we wax poetic about how Old Stuff is Good, getting way too high, and Oko's print.

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Happy New Year! Miller and Alex dive into a hypothetical so stupid only they could come up with it: what if every NBA player in the world had to be replaced with Magic: the Gathering cards?

Join the crew as we talk about how to get out of paying for urgent care, unethical hoops, and a returning fan-favorite segment.

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Every story has a hero, and every hero needs a villain. Miller and Alex talk about their favorite Magic: the Gathering decks that they feel like fit one of those two categories. From the plucky underdogs, to the format-warping megalomaniacs, every deck finds a home somewhere on the spectrum. Join us as we talk about the MH2 Pitch Elementals on the court, some funny Settle the Wreckage stories, and trying to figure out why all Merfolk players are like that.

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