Episode 13: Top 5 Department Stores

We had way too much fun with this one—and yes, we already know… we’re going to get roasted. This list is missing some obvious department stores, includes a few that most people would absolutely deny count as department stores, and somehow still makes perfect sense to us. We leaned into it anyway.

Ryan and Patrick went all in on the thrill of saving big money at… you guessed it, while Paul and Zach brought their own unique flavor and curveballs to the conversation. Definitions were stretched, rules were bent, and laughs were nonstop.

This episode is full of nostalgia, hot takes, questionable logic, and the kind of harmless chaos that makes for a great Top 5 debate. It’s lighthearted, ridiculous in the best way, and—if we’re being honest—our moms would be very proud of this one.

Episode 12 – Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions

New year, new goals… and a whole lot of honesty.

Don't worry, we laughed a ton, too.

In this episode, we break down our Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions, and it turns out not all of them are lighthearted. PK brings a more serious and sentimental take, Zach shares some powerful goals around health (his own and others’), Ryan keeps us laughing along the way, and Paul lands on a resolution that feels simple—but is anything but.

This one surprised us. There were laughs, quiet moments, and some real reflection.

We genuinely loved recording it, and we hope it gives you something to think about as you head into the new year.

Episode 11 – Top 5 Condiments

This week, the guys dive into the sauciest episode yet — literally. Ryan unveils his undying love for anything creamy (no shock there), PK pledges allegiance to all things tomato- and vinegar-based like he’s running for office on the Ketchup & Pickles Party platform, and Zach enters a full-blown monologue about Kickin’ Ranch that honestly might qualify as a dramatic performance. Meanwhile, Paul delivers the most surprisingly thoughtful condiment list in podcast history — leave it to him to turn sauce into a science.

From heated debates to questionable pairings, this episode proves that condiments say way more about a person than they probably should.

Come for the laughs, stay for the strong condiment opinions you never asked for but absolutely need.