Episodes

  • Ep 72: The Convenience Store w/ Graham Clark
    May 6 2026

    At long last Graham Clark, the co-host of Stop Podcasting Yourself is on the show and there is a twist! For the first time in Town Show history we have a guest host. Christine Bortolin is in the Ryan chair to co-host with Mark and learn all about Graham growing up in Calgary in the 80s. They talk about Graham’s intense fandom of Alf, Jared Leto’s Italian accent, trick or treating in a gated community, biblical accurate angels and so much more. Graham builds another cursed retail location that can’t stay in business and he makes 7-11 knock-off convenience story “6:30 - 10:30”.


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    00:00 Over-Explaining vs. Mansplaining

    03:46 Gift Presentation and Listener Engagement

    15:11 Halloween Memories and Neighborhood Traditions

    19:06 Creative Costumes and Halloween Spirit

    20:25 The Impact of Pop Culture on Halloween

    22:17 Nostalgia for Arcade Games and Childhood

    23:59 The Darker Side of Childhood Favorites

    26:22 Comic Book Collecting and Childhood Dreams

    28:14 High School Memories and Mascots

    30:03 Calgary Stampede: A City-Wide Celebration

    31:03 Calgary's Stampede Culture

    33:22 Cursed Locations and Community Character

    36:21 The Watch Repair Shop

    39:39 The Witch's House Adventure

    46:48 Raccoon Behavior and Humor

    47:11 Exploring Shadows and Superstitions

    48:04 Gait Analysis and Misunderstandings

    49:03 Convenience Store Antics

    50:27 Craft Caramels and Customer Interactions

    51:24 Naming the Convenience Store

    52:01 Town to Town Salesman and Witch's House

    53:11 Squigs and Unusual Names

    54:33 Milk Lake and Historical Anecdotes

    55:29 Okie Dokie Sign and Cultural Quirks

    56:22 Restorative Community Practices

    57:17 Toilet Repair and New Store Discoveries

    58:04 Promoting the 24-Hour Show

    01:00:16 Patreon and Special Titles

    01:01:18 Closing Remarks and Farewells


    Resources


    Calgary Stampede - https://www.calgarystampede.com/

    Wizards Arcade - https://example.com/wizards-arcade

    House of Gucci (film for accent reference) - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10339882/

    House of Gucci (Jared Leto's accent) - https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/11/jared-letos-italian-accent-in-house-of-gucci-is-over-the-top

    K-19: The Widowmaker (film) - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0267626/

    Calgary Stampede Official Site - https://www.calgarystampede.com/

    Faces of Death Documentary - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=example



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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Ep 71: The Outskirts
    Apr 29 2026

    We’re back in the darkest place in all of Town … The Outskirts. Mark and Ryan conjure dust devils and hail storms for this episode where we scene three scenes that all have to do with our man in hiding: Engles. We call this installment “Covering All Engles” It involves a murder, Pay Day loans, a silent ATV, and something for the dirty skirties at the end.


    We have rolled out all of the tiers for our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/TheTownShow


    The Town Show is sponsored by No Smoke Coffee - "No Smoke. No Mirrors. Just great coffee." Head to NoSmokeCoffee.com and use the promo code TOWNSHOW20 at checkout to get 20% off your order.


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    Chapters


    00:00 Welcome to the Outskirts

    02:43 Storms and Dust Devils

    05:32 The Payday Loan Dilemma

    11:03 Marcy's Mishap

    16:03 The Search for Engel

    17:56 Stakeout Shenanigans

    21:34 Navigating Relationships and Communication

    24:31 Understanding Emotional Dynamics

    27:15 The Pursuit of Connection

    28:46 Plot Twists and Character Development

    37:26 Weaving Storylines Together

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    45 mins
  • Ep 70: The Big Tea Bag w/ Riley Hardwick
    Apr 22 2026

    Actor and comedian Riley Hardwick (@rileyhardwick) drops by to tell us about growing up an army brat and living everywhere from Virginia to Germany to Petawawa! He talks about being a unicycle kid and what B.O.F.A means.


    He builds a giant tea bag for our town, he creates new TV show in town called The Finger Brothers, and he rides around on a unicycle.


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    The Town Show is sponsored by No Smoke Coffee - "No Smoke. No Mirrors. Just great coffee." Head to NoSmokeCoffee.com and use the promo code TOWNSHOW20 at checkout to get 20% off your order.


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    45 mins
  • Ep 69: The Round Up
    Apr 15 2026

    It’s time for another round up and we have the the most controversial letter of all time: Someone tries to name the town! We also build an insect museum called The Thorax Gallery, we try to escape a Townover themed escape room called Stupid Town. We have an audio message from Maria who suggests a cross country snowboarding course and a compost scandal. And get a scam business that claims to be able to shrink or grow your dog. It is a packed episode!


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    The Town Show is sponsored by No Smoke Coffee - "No Smoke. No Mirrors. Just great coffee." Head to NoSmokeCoffee.com and use the promo code TOWNSHOW20 at checkout to get 20% off your order.


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    45 mins
  • Ep 68: Live @ On-Air Fest 2026 w/ Maddy Kelly
    Apr 8 2026

    Our beloved Maddy Kelly (Let’s Make a Rom-Com) joined us live on stage at On-Air Fest 2026 in Brooklyn, New York. Against all weather odds we made this show happen and Maddy came on to talk about growing up in a suburb overrun with horses, she intentionally tries to doxx herself on stage, and we get really hung up on the word "fealty". Maddy also builds a really cool music store in town called "Clarna’s" that sells tacos, has a podcast studio and you can sign out musical instruments from. "Cool" is a relative term.


    Thanks to On-Air Fest for having at this year's festival. Check out all of their shows at: https://www.onairpresents.com/


    We have rolled out all of the tiers for our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/TheTownShow


    The Town Show is sponsored by No Smoke Coffee - "No Smoke. No Mirrors. Just great coffee." Head to NoSmokeCoffee.com and use the promo code TOWNSHOW20 at checkout to get 20% off your order.


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    43 mins
  • Ep 67: The Bone Broth Shop w/ Mark Little
    Apr 1 2026

    Stand-up comedian Mark Little (Gary and His Demons) joins Ryan and Mark to talk about his life as a stand-up in New York City, having to work his material into 3 minute sets, and where he gets his groceries and coffee (i know this doesn’t sound funny but it is so god damn funny).


    He builds a bone broth cafe in our town called O Broth-er We’re Out There. We also visit McDonkey’s Hee Haw Night - a stand up comedy night at The Town Library and we hear about a pretty sweet Boy Genius concert where Lily Tomlin is the opener.


    We have rolled out all of the tiers for our new PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/TheTownShow


    The Town Show is sponsored by No Smoke Coffee - "No Smoke. No Mirrors. Just great coffee." Head to NoSmokeCoffee.com and use the promo code TOWNSHOW20 at checkout to get 20% off your order.


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    Chapters


    00:00 Introduction and Context

    05:54 Just For Laughs Festival and Comedy Scene

    08:57 Exploring Vancouver and Its Neighborhoods

    12:03 Regional Chains and Coffee Culture

    15:05 Exploring Local Cafes and Coffee Culture

    18:52 The Vibe of Loveless Cafe

    21:51 Navigating the New York Comedy Scene

    26:54 The Challenges of Stand-Up Comedy

    30:32 The Importance of Community in Comedy

    30:59 Bone Broth Cafe Ideas

    31:50 Concerns for Deline

    32:43 Creative Cafe Concepts

    34:28 The Heist Begins

    36:19 Concert Memories and Bone Broth

    38:14 Job Aspirations and Life Choices

    40:08 Delivery of Beef Knuckles

    42:15 The Search for Timothy

    44:07 Rats and Their Lifespan

    46:43 Stockholm Syndrome and Freedom

    46:48 The Rat and the Beef Knuckle Guy

    48:00 Open Mic Night Adventures

    49:39 Comedy at the Library

    51:04 Rambunctious Raymond's Performance

    52:33 The Motorcycle Guy's Call to Action

    54:48 Timothy's Rescue Mission

    56:10 Confessions and Forgiveness

    57:08 A New Family Formed

    58:11 The Power of Family

    01:00:02 Upcoming Projects and Farewells

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    59 mins
  • Ep 66: The San Diego Chicken w/ Jacob Reed
    Mar 25 2026

    Director and host of the new podcast Jacob Reed & Me, Jacob Reed drops by the show to talk about growing up in San Diego. He talks about the legendary San Diego Chicken man, he talks about how his brother’s friend has Tony Gwynn’s bed, and he perfectly recounts the script from a phone sex line he called in high school. And he tells us all about his new pod (which Chris produced)


    In our town he creates the first public transit system, and he finds a way to make the San Diego Chicken Man part of our municipal government.


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    The Town Show is sponsored by No Smoke Coffee - "No Smoke. No Mirrors. Just great coffee." Head to NoSmokeCoffee.com and use the promo code TOWNSHOW20 at checkout to get 20% off your order.


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    57 mins
  • Ep 65: The Wrestling Promotion w/ Kyle Fines
    Mar 18 2026

    Pro-Am wrester and comedian Kyle Fines (Boom Pro Wrestling) comes on to talk about growing up in Oakville, Ontario. How all of the rich kids acted like street toughs, how he flunked out of wrestling school at 16, and his current love of 1996 WCW episodes. He build a combination climbing gym/dojo/lego store called “That’s How They Get Ya Dojo”. He also creates the town wrestling promotion: Town Championship Entertainment (TCE). Mark also talks about being best friends with Freddie Prinze Jr.


    We have rolled out all of the tiers for our new PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/TheTownShow


    The Town Show is sponsored by No Smoke Coffee - "No Smoke. No Mirrors. Just great coffee." Head to NoSmokeCoffee.com and use the promo code TOWNSHOW20 at checkout to get 20% off your order.


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    55 mins