Ep.24

Weird Things We Just Accept As Normal

This week, Annmarie, Ashley, and Mary spiral into a hilarious therapy session about the strange little rituals society told us were totally normal. Who decided strapping wire cages to our chests and glueing spider legs to our eyelids before soccer pickup was normal? From everyday annoyances to beauty standards,we laugh, rant, and question everything…like responsible adults with cups of coffee and chaos.

Ep.23

Hot Takes We’ll Probably Regret

This week The Ukeleles throw caution, research, and common sense straight out of the window. We’re sharing our hottest takes with zero Googling, zero backtracking, and full acceptance that we may text each other tomorrow like, “Okay, but maybe I didn’t mean it like THAT.” From parenting opinions, to social confessions each of us brings two hottakes and defends them like we’re arguing over the last piece of pie. It’s chaotic but honest. It’s possibly career ending. We regret nothing…yet.

Ep.22

Things We Pretend to Care About (But Don’t)

In this episode, The Ukeleles dive headfirst into the polite little lies we all tell ourselves. From pretending to care about small talk and makeup to nodding along when someone starts talking about their “journey”. We unpack the social expectations that make us quietly scream into our iced coffee. We each take a stand on the things we especially feel pressured to care about…and whether we do. It’s funny, honest, slightly spicy, and extremely relatable.Let’s be honest, some of these rules were invented by the same people who thought low rise jeans were a good idea.

Ep. 21

Things We Didn’t Know About-Ourselves Edition

Turns out, adulthood is just slowly discovering new things about yourself…most of them mildly inconvenient. In this episode, The Ukeleles get a little introspective (but don’t worry, it’s still chaotic). We’re talking about the habits, quirks, personalities, and weird truths that sneak up on you somewhere between “I have potential” and “why do I own five different arthritis creams?” We dive into a rapid-fire lineup of questions that made us cringe, laugh and maybe accidentally learn something real about who we are.

Ep. 20

I’m 40 and Don’t Work Out Because…

In this episode, The Ukeleles embrace the hilarious reality of being 40-ish and realizing that fitness looks a lot different than it did in our 20’s (mostly because our bodies now file complaints). We kick things off with some classic Cups of Chaos, and then dive into a full breakdown of what working out means when your knees crack like glow sticks and stretching feels like an Olympic event. We cover the last time we worked out..was it this decade? Getting injured while doing things that aren’t even remotely close to exercise and the universal lie: “I’ll start Monday”

Ep. 19

The Moments That Defined Our Childhood

The Ukeleles take a trip back to a time of Blockbuster Video, drinking straight from the hose, and roaming the neighborhood from the time they were told to get out of the house, until the street lights came on or at least until someone whistled that it was time for dinner. The ladies discuss having zero supervision as a child and the things we all thought would matter more as an adult. Hello QUICKSAND! The ladies revisit TV shows that shaped who we were, the lessons we absorbed without realizing it, and wildly different adulthood turned out from what we imagined as kids.

Ep. 18

Would You Survive A Day In Her Brain?

On this episode of The Ukeleles, the ladies dive headfirst into Cups of Chaos. From juicing adventures and a genuinely terrifying trip up a mountain to escaping it all on a cruise, the chaos is already brewing. Then the conversation turns inward as the ladies unpack the female brain. They talk about the constant mental load, the nonstop planning that starts the second our eyes open, the stress of running life on invisible spreadsheets, and the conversations we rehearse long before they ever happen out loud. If you’ve ever felt mentally exhausted before breakfast, this one’s for you.

Ep. 17

New Year, New Us? Or Are We Still Judgy?

In this episode, Annmarie somehow convinces the rest of the Ukeleles to talk New Year’s resolutions. Against our better judgement, each Ukelele shares what she's hoping for in the year ahead and what might be completely unrealistic. We dive into the idea of being “less judgemental” and question whether that’s even possible. Do we even have the maturity for growth? Or will we be destined to side-eye our way through another year? Expect honest confessions, questionable resolutions, laughs, and the kind of self reflection that only happens when friends call each other out. Join us as we attempt personal growth…with sarcasm.