Episodes

  • One Last Time

    One Last Time
    Oct 14 2021
    It's the end of an era, folks! Well, if an era is 81 weeks or so, then it's the end of an era. That's right, we're calling it quits! The time has come to sunset The Uprooted Pod. We've had so much fun talking to you all and sharing our life over the past year and a half but it's time. We made a joint decision to move in a new direction as to not put so much private information out there about our kids, because that isn't fair to them. Don't worry, nothing bad happened, we're just getting prepared for the delicate teen years and felt this was the best time to shut it down. With that said, fear not, we aren't really going anywhere! We are starting a new, sexier relationship show called Coming Together that will be premiering very soon! We're going to talk all things relationships, especially when it comes to the bedroom! We hope you join us over there and give us a follow for a good time! Thank you all so much for your continued support, we sure love each and every one of YOU! One last time...Cheers! Music provided by: Kevin MacLeod, Sunshine (Version 2); Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4438-sunshine-version-2- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 
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    5 mins
  • Stay in Your Lane

    Stay in Your Lane
    Sep 30 2021
    What the hell has happened to Taco Bell, hot chicken sandwich talk, marriage counseling questions, & more on an all new episode! Thank you all so much for your continued support, we sure love each and every one of YOU! Be sure to rate, review, tell a friend, and follow us on all the things. Cheers! Music provided by: Kevin MacLeod, Sunshine (Version 2); Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4438-sunshine-version-2- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 
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    27 mins
  • Pumpkin Spice

    Pumpkin Spice
    Sep 23 2021
    It's finally Fall, y'all, and we are excited over here! The leaves are turning, the weather is cooling, and pumpkin spice has literally thrown up all over the place! This week is all about pumpkin spice and everything nice, including buses with stripper poles, angry beavers, horny snakes, and some hot vacation talk. Closing things out is a heated social media rant by John...be better, everyone! Thank you all so much for your continued support, we sure love each and every one of YOU! Be sure to rate, review, tell a friend, and follow us on all the things. Cheers! Music provided by: Kevin MacLeod, Sunshine (Version 2); Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4438-sunshine-version-2- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 
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    35 mins
  • We Just Don't Get It

    We Just Don't Get It
    Sep 16 2021
    Maybe our age is starting to show but we JUST DON'T GET IT! The Met Gala, cosplay, nose rings, gym bros, tiny sunglasses, humongous water bottles, & more...what in the actual F is going on nowadays?! This week's episode takes a peek into some of the things that drive us nuts and that we just don't understand. one thing is for sure though, we understand each other and agree on just about all of these things! Thank you all so much for your continued support, we sure love each and every one of YOU! Be sure to rate, review, tell a friend, and follow us on all the things. Cheers! Music provided by: Kevin MacLeod, Sunshine (Version 2); Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4438-sunshine-version-2- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 
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    37 mins
  • 9/11: 20 Years Later

    9/11: 20 Years Later
    Sep 9 2021
    Hey, friends! We're trying something new here on The Uprooted Pod and kind of taking a new direction. You see, we're no parenting experts with a parenting podcast, but we are still parents with a podcast. And, we are also just regular people with opinions, observations, and ideas about how things should be, and we want to share ALL of it with you! We're going to be taking on a less structured talk format that's all about what's going on in the world, our lives, and our family. As always, it'll be good fun, healthy debate, and all the endearing things you've come to love over the past year and a half. This week we get into the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks and how the information should or should not be filtered for our children. We also attack John's distrust and mental health issues, and close things out with a riveting question of the week about coloring (what?!)! We hope you enjoy! Thank you all so much for your continued support, we sure love each and every one of YOU! Be sure to rate, review, tell a friend, and follow us on all the things. Cheers! Music provided by: Kevin MacLeod, Sunshine (Version 2); Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4438-sunshine-version-2- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 
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    41 mins
  • Mom of the Year

    Mom of the Year
    Sep 2 2021
    Hello? Is anyone out there? Is anyone evening listening to this podcast anymore??? Well, if you are, THANK YOU! If you're not, well you can go scr... Anyway, we're back with another fresh episode! Christine wins mother of the year for finally figuring out how to get the kids to go to bed successfully, John had a fun week at work with the Eagles, and we failed to watch our movie for the Reel Review. Oh well, we're sorry! We'll be sure to pick it up next week! Thank you all so much for your continued support, we sure love each and every one of YOU! Be sure to rate, review, tell a friend, and follow us on all the things. Cheers! Music provided by: Kevin MacLeod, Sunshine (Version 2); Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4438-sunshine-version-2- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 
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    38 mins
  • Hook n' Roll

    Hook n' Roll
    Aug 26 2021
    Hey, friends, welcome back to another episode of The Uprooted Pod! This week we get into anything and everything...John tries Zumba, Christine's new business idea - Hook n' Roll, a sushi restaurant WITH hookers, making a knitted version of your kids when they don't want to cuddle anymore, the Reel Review of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty! Thank you all so much for your continued support, we sure love each and every one of YOU! Be sure to rate, review, tell a friend, and follow us on all the things. Cheers! Music provided by: Kevin MacLeod, Sunshine (Version 2); Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4438-sunshine-version-2- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 
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    33 mins
  • The Talk

    The Talk
    Aug 19 2021
    Welcome back to The Uprooted Podcast! This week we get into "the talk" with our 9-year old (it didn't go as planned), the importance of communication in relationships, Nobody Cares Anthony and his new Facebook group, and a thrilling Reel Review of Nomadland. Thank you all so much for your continued support, we sure love each and every one of YOU! Be sure to rate, review, tell a friend, and follow us on all the things. Cheers! Music provided by: Kevin MacLeod, Sunshine (Version 2); Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4438-sunshine-version-2- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 
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    47 mins