• Your poetry... keep it secret, keep it safe.
    Aug 16 2022

    Like Gandalf? In the movie 'Gandalfs Big Adventure'? Elijah Wood plays himself? Really? You don't remember this film? The whole script is in ABAB format? HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER?

    Ok sorry for gaslighting you. I'm sure you were truly distraught. Thanks for all the support. Or none of the support. If your'e reading this. You're supporting. So thanks.

    As Elijah Wood once said, "goodbye Viggo, I'll see you around when I'm not a Hobbit." Beautiful words, sums up perfectly how we feel about all of the Cone Heads. :')

    See you in 9 Months.

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    45 mins
  • Podcast to Unlistenable.
    Jul 19 2022

    It's a chess joke... like pawn to e5? You get it. I know you do. I hope you do. Do you? Do I?

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • A Bachelors in Old Mansies
    Jul 12 2022

    Old Man-Sees? Old Man-zees... The knowledge of an older generation. Verbed.

     

    Some of the things this episode has for you are: Fishing, Giannis, and a lot of background movement. 

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    48 mins
  • Superior Automatic Petathalon
    Jun 28 2022

    Don't worry, this episode is sure to reach it's right demographic. Completely and totally justified as well. No apoligies from either of us.

     

    BTW, if you stay to the end you get to go get chicken with us.

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    54 mins
  • The Chocolate Cone Presents:
    May 31 2022

    A whole ass universe. Blame Garrett, or or or... blame me. IDK the rules here yet. Ok so blame Garrett. We talk a lot a smack about a lot of shit. Shit and smack in this one.

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    48 mins
  • Vibe 5, Oil 1, Hussle 0
    May 17 2022

    Ever wanted a oil change from a podcast?... no?... well, you shoulda told me that then :(

     

    We still did it of course. You'll be grateful one day.

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    45 mins
  • Avatar 3: More Wet, More Wild
    May 10 2022

    James Cameron if you sue us... then you only make us martyrs. Also legally it won't work out when you do inevitably make this movie.

     

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    42 mins
  • Man vs. anything remotely squishy
    May 3 2022

    Stress balls, plastic balls, eyeballs. The world is your stress ball. We just are here to guide you on your journey. 

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    45 mins