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The Weekly Humorist Podcast

The Weekly Humorist Podcast

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 The Satire Magazine. The Standard In American Immaturity. Welcome to the Weekly Humorist Podcast! Featuring audio articles from the pages of the Weekly Humorist. Curated picks from the editors you are sure to enjoy. Great for the illiterate and/or lazy fans! Tell your friends. Visit online at weeklyhumorist.comCopyright Weekly Humorist
Episodes
  • The Next 10 Air Bud Movies

    The Next 10 Air Bud Movies
    Jan 24 2025
    Air Bud Tennis: Game, Pet, Match
    Air Bud Golf: Chip & Mutt
    Air Bud Boxing: South-Paw
    Air Bud NASCAR: Need for Breed
    Air Bud Mixed Martial Arts: Ground-and-Hound
    Air Bud Spelling Bee: Consonants & Growls
    Air Bud Hide & Seek: You Can Run, But You Can't Raw-Hide
    Air Bud Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest: A Wiener is Crowned
    Air Bud Company Picnic: Pug-of-War
    Air Bud Frisbee: A Sport That Dogs Actually Play
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    1 min
  • MAGAmmendments to the Ten Commandments

    MAGAmmendments to the Ten Commandments
    Jan 23 2025
    1st Commandment: Thou shall not have any other gods before me. And by me, I mean me, Trump. This God of yours had a good run, hell of a guy, but let's face it, he's been on his way out for awhile now.
    1st Commandment addendum: Thou shall not make me into graven imaginary (not to include bitcoin, NFTs, fake bibles, limited edition coins and plates, hats, shot glasses, and more to be amended at a later date).
    2nd Commandment: Thou shall not take the Lord's name in vain, which is definitely a big one. Unless you're willing to cut me in on the deal and let me get my beak wet, then you can take it in vain to your heart's content. Let's set up a meeting.
    3rd Commandment: Observe the sabbath day and keep it holey. Get it? Like a golf hole, "holey ". Anyway yeah, get in at least one round of eighteen holes each and every Sunday.
    4th Commandment: Honor thy mothers and father. If you're hot and limber, honor thy father by sitting on his lap while wearing skimpy outfits, that's probably the best way.
    5th Commandment: Thou shall not commit murder, but c'mon, let's be realistic. Just do your best to keep your own hands clean and I'll do what I can from my end, for the right price .
    6th Commandment: Thou shall not commit adultery wasn't originally in the Ten Commandments, did you know that? It was snuck in by sleepy Joe and the crooked left wing radical media.
    7th Commandment: Thou shall not steal. In fact, do everything in your power to stop the steal!! No commandment has ever been treated this poorly, it's a true disgrace.
    8th Commandment: Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless its absolutely necessary to do so in order to get what you want, or to completely destroy anyone who opposes you. And it's not bearing false witness if YOU believe it!
    9th Amendment: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's house , and luckily why would I need to ? Check out this house !! Look at all of this gold, man! Even the toilet is made of gold! So yeah, how about you not covet MY house. Your house sucks.
    10th Commandment: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife, who, let's face it, is maybe a four at best. As for me, I date models, and let me tell you, when you're a big celebrity like me, they let you do whatever you want. Kiss them, grab their pussies, you can do it all.
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    3 mins
  • The Next Four Years Told Through Youtube Titles

    The Next Four Years Told Through Youtube Titles
    Jan 22 2025
    ALL 200 Executive Orders EXPLAINED
    Kroger Grocery Haul After NEW Tariffs
    LIVE: Floating Orb Hovers Above Chicago Bean
    Alien Invasion or Elaborate Hoax? Zane & Maya Discuss While Cooking Chicken Alfredo
    Mel Gibson's Message to Orb: "Get The Hell Out!" | FOX NEWS
    What I Wished I Knew BEFORE I Learned The Orb Was a LIVING Person
    "It's Similar To Your Human Eyeball" - Orb On The Slimy Membrane That Coats His Body
    I Helped 1 Orb Gain U.S. Citizenship
    Doctors REACT to Orb's Gaseous Trail
    We Built The World's Biggest Three Piece Italian Suit (ft. Orb)
    Orb Relives The 50 Year War That Led To His Banishment While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
    Trying Orb's Viral Molecularized Protein Goo Recipe
    356 Year Old Listens To LED ZEPPELIN For The First Time!!
    Orb says him and Sabrina Carpenter are just friends | TMZ
    ULTIMATE Skincare Routine for OOZY Skin
    Orb - Worship Me (Orbs are Gods Where I Come From) ft. Jelly Roll (Official Music Video)
    Why I Got Plastic Surgery to Look Like Orb
    His Name is Doug? Orb Exposed As Teenager Who Ran Away From Home According To Orb Parents
    ORB FLIES HOME #shorts #ByeOrb
    Coolest Animals You Can FINALLY Eat! (ft. RFK Jr.)
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    2 mins
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