We’re done fighting the allegations…this is officially a Wicked podcast. The marketing continues to work its magic (no pun intended) and left us no choice but to discuss the Wicked press tour that was should’ve been sponsored by Kleenex (00:00:56-00:18:48).

Audrey recaps Sabrina Carpenter’s Short n’ Sweet tour (00:18:48-00:26:16) and the less eventful Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight (00:31:07-00:39:20).

We discuss Charli XCX’s hosting debut on SNL (00:43:43-00:49:52) and catch up on our favorite show, Survivor (00:49:53-01:03:15).

Sprinkled in throughout the episode are deep discussions about state capitals and traumatic volleyball experiences — enjoy!

The Charli XCX & Troye Sivan ‘Sweat’ tour has sadly come to an end…but it lives on through our pod, thanks to Audrey sharing her experience at the Portland show (00:01:32-00:10:49). Speaking of sweat (IYKYK)…Emily recaps her time at Saturday Night Live with Michael Keaton and Billie Eilish (00:10:49-00:18:42).

After another gorgeous technical issue, we once again turn our attention to ‘Wicked’ and the chokehold it’s had on pop culture headlines. We cover Cynthia Erivo’s ‘Wicked’ poster controversy (00:19:15-00:29:30) and the Kardashian’s private screening of the film (00:29:30-00:41:58).

To finally steer the conversation away from this damn movie, we discuss the official split between Brianna ‘Chickenfry’ LaPaglia and Zach Bryan (00:41:58-00:53:09). RHOSLC didn’t give us enough to work with last week, but Jeff Probst and Survivor 47 never let us down (00:53:45-01:07:40).

It’s the episode Audrey’s been waiting for…her opportunity to target Salt & Straw ice cream (on the mic) has finally come. We cover the unavoidable downfall of Salt & Straw (05:17-16:05) and Sydney Sweeney’s transformation into boxer Christy Martin for an upcoming untitled biopic (17:54-25:47).

We also cover Suzanne Collins’ new ‘Hunger Games’ book (25:47-32:56), the palpable chemistry between Amelia Dimoldenberg and Andrew Garfield on ‘Chicken Shop Date’ (32:56-38:51), and share our thoughts from this week’s reality recap: RHOSLC (42:42-46:41) and Survivor (50:44-01:07:20).