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What is up, you clowns? We are wrapping up the 2025 season with a massive "Year in Review" special. It’s time to pull up the receipts, revisit our freezing cold takes, and determine who actually knows ball (and who just got lucky).

Congratulations to Ben on his 6th championship. See you guys next season!

It’s the end of the season, and Fish is ringing it in with a legendary tale about a New Year's Eve night that teetered on the edge of disaster (and a fountain). TMC gets put on the spot with a surprise photo that demands an explanation, and the guys wrap things up with a resolution for the future: trying to keep the alcohol-induced chaos to a minimum in 2026.

TheRealKingFish opens the vault to tell the wild story of the time he and a group of accomplices got into a physical altercation outside a New York City diner—an incident that may or may not explain the episode title. Then, TMC takes the mic to psychoanalyze his own irrational (and very specific) love for white basketball players. Finally, the duo dusts off the crystal ball to review and update their boldest predictions for the year 2026.

This week is all about recovery and regret. Fish shares the grisly details of his most legendary hangovers and explains why he puts Chris Roth on a pedestal. The episode takes an emotional turn when a special guest stops by, using the platform to air their grievances and weep their sorrows live on air.

TheRealKingFish takes a trip down memory lane to recount a legendary summer job where he was paid a frankly exorbitant amount of money. Then, unfortunately, Dr. Science rears his ugly head once again to derail the conversation with his "facts." Finally, the guys turn their attention to Special Decisions, putting his palpable jealousy on full blast.

Special Decisions kicks things off by inviting the listeners into his personal struggle with some harrowing first-world problems. Then, the conversation takes an academic turn as Dr. Science presents his new hypothesis regarding the phonetics of last name pronunciations. Finally, the guys look ahead to the off-season strategy, debating the best keeper-eligible players who are destined to be dropped this summer.

Priorities are everything. In this episode, TheRealKingFish explains the logic behind the title, detailing a moment where protecting a new jacket was more important than protecting his face. It’s just one entry in a larger presentation, as Fish categorizes the many times he's been punched. Meanwhile, TMC listens in horror and explains why his "lover, not a fighter" philosophy has kept him safe all these years.