In this episode, I talk about my history with psychedelics from my first robotrip at the mall at 14-years-old, to my most recent microdosing experiments as an aging Millenial bohemian with "cool aunt" energy.

Timestamps

1:20 Brown noise slaps

3:55 My not ex is maybe probably moving to California, just so everyone knows

8:00 Spirituality in a nutshell

15:00 My first trip ever robo-tripping at 14

16:45 Shout out to Erowid.org , the original and still most difficult to pronounce illegal drug information emporium on the web

19:30 I’m never robo-tripping at the mall again, and that’s final

22:00 The practical logistics of underage smoking in the 90s

24:00 A stranger rips an epic shit in a public bathroom we’re smoking in as we’re coming up

29:00 Tripping balls at a failing laser tag

31:30 Too high for laser tag

32:00 Fuck life, I choose drugs!

34:40 Cows shit on the floor and psychedelic mushrooms grow out of it

36:00 Food review: a psychedelic Wendy’s double stack

39:30 The most boring acid trip ever

41:30 The Mardi Gras candy flip disaster

57:00 “Oh. These guys are not my friends.”

1:00:00 I get sober…

1:01:00 California sober

1:02:00 I experience complete ego death on an acid trip I took during the 2020 riots

1:12:00 I get a half-hearted apology from my not ex while I’m peaking on acid that I’ll go on to barely remember

1:16:00 Taking several fat DMT rips while tripping on LSD and mushrooms after my Instagram side account gets deleted

1:19:00 Accidental CLOUT COBAIN intro for first DMT experience

1:25:30 Micro-dosing for ADHD and depression

1:31:00 Wrap up

This is my entire experience with social media addiction from start to finish, plus a little extra. Also, there's a chainsaw massacre.

Timestamps:

00:00 I don’t wanna do this, so let’s do this

9:15 Nevada Chainsaw Massacre

10:20 Extension cord hanging

13:15 The end of the beginning

22:30 My first hit

28:00 Immediate ostracization from the meme community

31:30 Accounts that inspired me

35:00 My first account gets deleted

36:00 Birth of @thisisafleshprison

43:00 My first viral meme

46:00 My account blows up

50:00 The success feels empty

53:30 Reshadowbanned

57:00 Instagram clandestinely alters follower numbers

58:00 Insidious industry insider intel

1:00:00 Beginning of the end

1:02:00 The view from halfway down

1:06:00 @thisisadigitalprison gets deleted

1:07:30 DMT trip/fuck this universe

1:10:00 Instagram gets deleted

1:10:48 Tommy Lee uses my meme to aw shucks showing full cock on main

1:13:00 Instagram is like an abusive ex, they’ll never change for the better

1:14:00 First attempt at stand up on 4/20

1:17:00 On trolls

1:21:00 What life is like after quitting instagram

1:25:00 Instagram is evil and causes teen suicide, but there were positives to my experience and I don’t regret it

1:26:00 Life is beautiful

1:27:00 Unreachable until further notice

1:28:00 What the fuck is reality even

The second episode delves into my experience with ADHD, now with timecodes for the patience-challenged!

2:00 Growing up with an ADHD diagnosis
7:00 Vengeance against the school bully for frogicide
10:00 The start of my drug and alcohol problem
14:00 ADHD denial in early adulthood
16:00 My running buddy Nelly and her Buddhist artist ex’s mental health advice
22:00 Getting clean
24:00 Pandemic-era struggles and learning about ADHD through social media
29:00 My experience with Wellbutrin
33:00 My experience with micro-dosing for ADHD
39:00 Meditation and mindfulness
42:00 Encore/THC and ADHD