It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. In this episode giant hazelnuts, word mix-ups, Percy Perkins gay club ideas and 1 star Mexican hotels.

A glimpse into the childhood the forge Percy Perkins, Feeding Sonna's mother and meeting with the line manager.

A trip to the British Library goes horribly wrong, Tea drinkers of the world indentified and introducing Donna's coconut smelling back door man

The threat of the new library, Smooth Terry will live forever smelling fine and the former convict's online learning.

In this episode we hear about Percy's mate's dodgy purchase, Bolivian miners chucking dynamite about and why MI6 might want to meet Meryam.

Meet Frank - he's a scouse stickler, what DID happen in Epping, and the odd ways of doing things in an alien library.

Animals and music, Donna Kebab's gone all Jane Austen and Johnny Detail's potty mouth gets him into trouble.

Percy's off to Romford to look at toys, the miracle of Smooth Terry's eyebrows and the toothless Ninja needs to get into town.