The reboot that nobody asked for.

The fellas play a modified drinking version of Axios' Debate Bingo Card. Will Kamala show up a cackling drunk? Will Trump find a nickname that sticks? From "I'm speaking" to "Black Jobs" do we get Bingo? All these questions answered and more on this special of TIFIC. Now with 50% more American content.

After a much-needed hiatus, we are back and as just factually incorrect as before. Covering the Stormy Daniels Trial makes us want to blow our brains out, it's so boring and it already peaked with Trump farting in the court. Looking forward to skipping this era and moving onto the debates where we will settle the questions Adderall or Cocaine?

We attempt to decipher Morrissey's stance on Israel and segue to the usual suspects. No-holds-barred exploration of blunders, snafus, and absurd geopolitics relating to Biden, Trump and RFK.

Biden declares war on Easter and it's the only story we are allowed to care about.

Will he or won't he? Why we're predicting a fire sale at Trump Tower soon to be Pizza Hut's latest Manhattan location. Donald Trump can't or won't pay reparations to strong black individual Letitia James, New York Attorney General. This week the media defends their commentary on Trump's 2024 election "bloodbath" .

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In which we discuss Biden's State of the Union and the fair price of a snickers. Super Tuesday? More Super Looseday for Nikki Haley.