• Old School Gym Mythology
    May 18 2026

    Before fitness influencers, recovery metrics, and “optimized routines,” there was Sal or Vinny on Bench #3.

    Raw eggs. Liver tablets. Protein that tasted like construction material. And retired gym legends named Sal or Vinny dispensing life advice between sets.

    A nostalgic, humorous look at old-school gym culture and the strange mythology that convinced an entire generation that effort—and possibly wheat germ—could transform your life.

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    6 mins
  • New Nightmares from the World's Weirdest Horror Aisle
    May 12 2026

    How Netflix became the world's coolest horror asisle.

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    8 mins
  • The Cost of Clean Thinking
    May 4 2026

    Why I Still Write Like It's 1899


    In a world built for speed, I still write first drafts in a notebook… in cursive… with a fountain pen.

    It’s slower. It’s inefficient. And it might be the only time I’m actually thinking.

    This episode looks at The Cost of Clean Thinking—why the space between thought and action matters, and what we lose when everything gets faster, smoother, and easier to fix.

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    8 mins
  • The Long Walk: Corporate Edition
    May 2 2026

    There was a time when “walking to the break room” meant exactly that—stand up, walk, get coffee, come back. Simple. Contained. Human.

    Now it feels like part of something longer. Something that starts with the alarm clock, runs through traffic, badge scans, meetings, and somehow never really ends.

    This episode takes a look at The Long Walk: Corporate Edition—not about distance, but about momentum… and what happens when you keep going long after it stops making sense.

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    5 mins
  • Debtors’ Prison, But With Towels
    Apr 27 2026

    The treadmill used to be punishment.

    Now it has cup holders.

    This episode breaks down how we turned basic human movement into a controlled, optimized, subscription-based experience—and why we might be working harder than ever… just to go nowhere.

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    6 mins
  • A Formal Complaint Regarding Stairs
    Apr 27 2026

    Leg day vs. stairs.
    Stairs are winning.

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    4 mins