This week on Too Old For This Shite, we revisit Highlander (1986) the cult classic that mashed together immortal sword fights, punk villains, lightning effects, and an all-timer Queen soundtrack.

We argue over whether Highlander is a misunderstood fantasy epic or just pure 80s vibes doing most of the work. From Christopher Lambert’s accent roulette and Sean Connery’s baffling casting, to Clancy Brown’s unhinged Kurgan performance, we break down what still rules, what absolutely doesn’t, and why this movie somehow still works.

This week, we dive headfirst into Jackie Chan’s globetrotting, bone-breaking adventures with Armour of God (1986) and Armour of God II: Operation Condor (1991). From tree-top stunt accidents to Sahara wind tunnels, we discuss the stunts that made us gasp, the plots that make no sense, and the characters who chew the scenery like it’s lunch.

Whether you’re here for nostalgia, action-comedy mastery, or just to see if anyone survives watching this stuff sober, we’ve got you covered.

Warning: May cause acute respect for stunt coordinators and disbelief at plot logic.

Two 90s crime cult classics. Two very different vibes.

In this episode of Too Old For This Shite, we compare The Boondock Saints with Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead, breaking down cult status, style, performances, and which film actually improves with age.

If you love crime movies, cult cinema, or arguing about late-90s film reputations, this episode is for you.

Two Lovecraft adaptations. Two very different approaches.

In this episode of Too Old For This Shite, we compare Dagon (2001) and The Resurrected (1991) to find out which film best translates H.P. Lovecraft’s world of forbidden knowledge, ancient gods, and creeping dread to the screen.

If you love cosmic horror, cult films, or fishy nonsense, this episode is for you.

Two iconic road movies. One winner.

In this episode of Too Old For This Shite, we pit Smokey and the Bandit against The Cannonball Run to find out which high speed classic still holds up and which one survives purely on charm, chaos, and moustaches.

If you love car movies, 70s/80s cinema, or Burt Reynolds at peak confidence, this episode is for you.

On this weeks show we fulfil the demands of our possessed toaster and share with you 13 of our favourite horror comedies. We try to pick some that you mightn't be too familiar with so tune in and see if there's any recommendations that might surprise you and your toaster.

This week we go head-to-head with two of horror’s most controversial reboots: Friday the 13th (2009) and A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010). One tried to modernise Jason by mashing together multiple sequels into a slick survival slasher. The other attempted to reboot Freddy and somehow drained all the fun out of the dream.

We break down what works, what absolutely doesn’t, and whether either remake understood the assignment. Is the Friday reboot secretly better than it gets credit for? And did Nightmare fail because it misunderstood Freddy, or because some things just shouldn’t be rebooted?

Expect strong opinions, franchise loyalty clashes, and a final verdict that may upset at least one group of slasher fans.

On this weeks Christmas spectacular we discuss a bunch of movies we like watching over Christmas which are a bit different from the normal Santa Claus V's the Martians .