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 Metric Max and Imperial Pete talk and joke around about tools and the jobsite lifestyle.

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Episodes
  • Table Saw

    Table Saw
    Jan 12 2026
    Imperial Pete unfurls "the swastika siding scandal". Metric Max acquires a new target: linear drains. Then they load up for a major tool. Can the guys give the table saw an honest rating? Or has "carpenter's choice" obliterated the already shaky rating system.

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    43 mins
  • Shit Chisel

    Shit Chisel
    Dec 23 2025
    Imperial Pete's tools move into his home. Metric Max ends up in a sticky situation involving the resale of a stripper pole. Then they discuss a tool that is by definition shit, but has its uses.

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    29 mins
  • Marrette

    Marrette
    Dec 8 2025
    Metric Max and Imperial Pete come to the conclusion that any sufficiently advanced electrical work done by a carpenter is indistinguishable from magic to a client.

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    37 mins
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