Episodes

  • Trans-Real News – Episode 1: Rejoice!

    Trans-Real News – Episode 1: Rejoice!
    Mar 27 2024
    The News in Brief Timespace Forecast (1’30”) This Week’s Sponsor (2’13”) Learn all about Rejoice! The meme-complex that lets you escape reality from the comfort of your own chair! Statement from the Union of Chaos Wizards: (4’07”) We claim no responsibility for the current state of responsibility! We take no control over other peoples inability […]
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    8 mins
  • Trans-Real News – Episode 2: Barbarians

    Trans-Real News – Episode 2: Barbarians
    Mar 29 2024
    In which monsters stir, barbarians rampage, depravity is delayed, the Trans-Real News team suffers a tragic loss, and Klie defames some goats. The News in Brief Timespace Forecast (1’31”) This Week’s Sponsor (2’25”) Justin Black Cultural Engineers tell you how to get your underlings to lick your boots and think it was their idea Interview […]
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    6 mins
  • Trans-Real News – Episode 3: Best Necromancers in the World

    Trans-Real News – Episode 3: Best Necromancers in the World
    Apr 1 2024
    In which warfare breaks out over the being under Ularu, Someone is stealing heads, the Barbarians call a moot, a week on repeat, the late 20th century is coming in, Death is not the End… if you have the money, insectoids breeding in the Televistic Slime have an offer for you, and Klie is dubious […]
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    7 mins
  • Trans-Real News – Episode 4: Indigo Child

    Trans-Real News – Episode 4: Indigo Child
    Apr 3 2024
    In which Retrograde Dynamics pulls its usual awful stunts, Reality warfare in Atlanta, GA has subsided, Hellions protest Upper Planar refugees, the Televistic Slime continues to grow. Double Monday is behind us, the outlook is positive, because Happiness is Mandatory. Vaporix helps you do many things… but what is it? The Union of Doomsayers makes […]
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    6 mins
  • Trans-Real News – Episode 5: Snu-Snu

    Trans-Real News – Episode 5: Snu-Snu
    Apr 5 2024
    In which events in Ularu get more violent, the Hive can make a fine beverage, the Time Moot concludes, Torg is banished. a Kid is literally knocked into next Tuesday. Utopias, Retrogressive habits in the forecast. The Authorities repeat themselves. There is no Snu-Snu at the Time Moot. The News in Brief Timespace Forecast (1’49”) […]
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    7 mins
  • Trans-Real News – Episode 6: Escheaton

    Trans-Real News – Episode 6: Escheaton
    Apr 8 2024
    In which Vogonis causes an ecological disaster, a search continues for the boy punched into the wrong Tuesday, disappointment in prophecies are discussed, as are books. Bad vibrations ahead. The Ularu constabulary responds to the chaos, and Klie suggests Quantum Flux diving. The News in Brief Timespace Forecast (1’46”) This Week’s Sponsor (2’40”) Retrograde Dynamics […]
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    7 mins
  • Trans-Real News – Episode 7: Timmy

    Trans-Real News – Episode 7: Timmy
    Apr 10 2024
    In which Vogon’is quits the field of battle, Freelance Police go after the head thieves with extreme prejudice, and Retrograde Dynamics crushes Vogon’is in Australia; Depressing time distortions ahead, the Doomsayers babble, and Klie suggests places to go to be depressed. The News in Brief Timespace Forecast (1’41”) This Week’s Sponsor (2’26”) Dr. Flieschmesser of […]
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    7 mins
  • Trans-Real News – Episode 8: Double Timewarp

    Trans-Real News – Episode 8: Double Timewarp
    Apr 12 2024
    In which a lost child is found, peace returns in Australia, Hell goes under Martial law, and cyberterrorists declare war on stupidity, good old-fashioned vibrations are on the way, Vogon’is defends their retreat, Travel is tricky, Klie gives you the skinny on places not to go. The News in Brief Timespace Forecast (1’41”) This Week’s […]
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    6 mins