• Malls Had Something Amazon Can’t Replace
    Jun 10 2026

    In episode 78 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC debate whether malls need a comeback, why malls feel like time machines, and what made the classic mall experience something online shopping and modern retail can’t replace.

    00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City

    01:08 Should Malls Return?

    02:29 Food Court Essentials

    03:36 Mall Layout Landmarks

    04:36 Escalators In Malls

    05:48 Arcade Must Haves

    08:17 Kiosks In Malls

    13:44 Play Area And Anchor Stores

    16:50 Rebuilding Malls Right

    17:49 Future Mall Features

    26:10 Modern Attractions Ideas

    31:42 Closing

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    33 mins
  • Restaurants Don’t Feel Special Anymore
    Jun 3 2026

    In episode 77 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC debate why old fast food, nostalgic restaurants, and classic food chains used to feel more special than they do today. From KFC buffets, Church’s Chicken, McDonald’s fries, and more!

    00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City

    01:13 Old Vs New Restaurants

    01:38 KFC Buffet

    03:14 Church’s Chicken Vs Popeyes

    04:46 Bojangles Breakfast Edge

    05:57 Seafood Fast Food

    09:36 Best Fast Food Fries

    13:35 Texas Roadhouse Vs Olive Garden

    14:31 Olive Garden Breadsticks

    15:18 Appetizer Rankings Debate

    16:23 Breakfast Chains (Best One)

    23:28 Ice Cream Vs Frozen Dessert

    30:21 Closing



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    31 mins
  • Would You Rather Questions for People Who Miss the 90s
    May 27 2026

    In episode 76 of Twitty in the City, Twitty, THC, and producer Sean answer nostalgic Would You Rather questions covering 90s nostalgia, old school music, classic movies, and more! This episode turns simple questions into funny generational arguments!

    00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City

    02:35 Would You Rather Music

    04:44 Movies Rewatch Debate

    07:36 90s Loop vs 2000s

    12:27 Parents vs Kids Playlist

    18:02 Food Seasoning vs Sauces

    18:17 Seasoning Versus Sauce

    19:54 Seafood Needs Old Bay

    22:17 Butter Cheat Code

    23:31 Cable Or All Streaming

    33:58 Closing



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    35 mins
  • Why You’re Probably Nastier Than You Think
    May 20 2026

    In episode 75 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC break down a list of how often you’re “supposed” to replace or clean everyday items around the house, and things get personal fast. From bedroom hygiene and bathroom routines to kitchen leftovers, old spices, dish sponges, HVAC filters and mattresses, they compare the official recommendations to what people actually do in real life. This episode of Twitty in the City exposes the household habits everyone argues about but nobody wants to admit.

    00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City

    01:23 Bedroom Hygiene

    03:29 How Nasty Is Your Bathroom

    11:00 Kitchen Cleanliness

    13:52 The Brown Sugar Callout

    19:03 HVAC Filters and Home Upkeep

    22:12 Mattress Lifespan Reality Check

    24:06 Wrap Up



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    26 mins
  • Why Shopping Isn’t Fun Anymore
    May 13 2026

    In episode 74 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC dive into a nostalgic discussion about old-school shopping, Kmart, outlet stores, mall culture, and why “lazy business shopping” has taken over. Shopping used to be an event, but now grocery stores, malls, outlet stores, and retail shopping feel completely different.

    From riding in the bottom of the grocery cart as a kid, to getting dressed up just to go to Sears, to meeting up by the fake plant in the food court, this episode breaks down how shopping used to feel like a full experience. Twitty and THC also get into the legendary flex of saying you got something “from the Nike store at the outlet store,” why Kmart had loyal customers, how Walmart may have taken over, and whether Kmart could actually make a comeback.

    00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City

    01:35 Grocery Store Cart Rides

    05:27 Dress Standards For Shopping

    07:59 Food Court Meetups

    09:09 Kmart Popcorn Era

    11:27 Outlet Store Flex

    15:31 Food Corners No Benches

    18:16 Lazy Shopping Era

    22:00 Kmart Comeback Dreams

    25:44 Wrap Up



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    26 mins
  • Why The Midwest Is Overrated
    May 6 2026

    In episode 73 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC dive into a hilarious and brutally honest debate about why the Midwest might be the most overrated region in America. They break down whether the Midwest actually has anything to offer besides Kansas City barbecue, brutal winters, flat roads, corn, and gas stations that close way too early. From bland food and small-town isolation to a lack of real “vacation energy,” they compare Midwest living to the East Coast, West Coast, South, and everything in between.

    If you’re from the Midwest, this one might hurt a little… but you’re definitely going to want to jump in the comments.

    00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City

    00:40 Midwest Food Debate

    02:27 Sports Teams Comparison

    03:42 Midwest Weather and Scenery

    11:02 Why Nobody Vacations There

    12:15 Corn Talk Roast

    13:52 Fixing Tiny Towns

    18:37 Food Diversity And Flavor

    22:23 Challenge Midwest Comments

    23:53 Sign Off

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    25 mins
  • Your Childhood Was Cushioned, Ours Was Concrete
    Apr 29 2026

    In episode 72 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC break down why Gen X and Millennials were built different. They discuss old school playgrounds, tough childhood memories, growing up outside, and why younger generations might not survive the games older generations played.

    Dive into a hilarious debate about why Gen X and Millennials might be the toughest generations ever. From burning hot metal slides, brutal monkey bars, concrete under playground equipment, dirty socks, old-school parenting, and the legendary word “biffed,” they relive the childhood moments that made them tougher, quicker, and a little more reckless than today’s kids.

    00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City

    03:08 Ruthless Old Playgrounds

    05:49 Generations and Tech Progress

    09:32 Fearless Kids Then and Now

    15:56 Soft Ground and Learning Falls

    19:07 Soft Playgrounds vs Reality

    21:56 Social Media and Discipline

    22:54 Takes a Village Parenting

    26:22 Bark vs Concrete Playgrounds

    29:12 Biffing and Ice Packs

    32:17 Monkey Bars Olympics

    37:17 Wrap Up

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    38 mins
  • Fast Food Has Changed (For The Worse)
    Apr 22 2026

    In episode 71 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC get nostalgic over the golden days of fast food dining, and how far it has fallen since. They get into everything from the death of the dollar menu and why drive-thrus feel slower now, to smaller burgers, disappearing play areas, and the fast food spots that get it right.

    Whether you miss Taco Bell’s old menu, McDonald’s dollar drinks, or the days when fast food actually felt fast, this episode gets to the heart of how fast food quality, convenience, and affordability have changed over time.

    00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City

    00:24 Fast Food Changed

    03:36 Where Did Value Go?

    05:27 Taco Bell Nostalgia

    08:21 Shrinkflation and Quality

    10:31 Old School Service and Presentation

    16:50 Gas Or Lunch Dilemma

    18:36 Fast Food Still Worth It

    25:11 Merch Drops And Day Ones

    26:29 Final Cheers And Sign Off

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    27 mins