• 158 - No Other Choice, Iron Lung, Send Help and *sigh* Return to Silent Hill
    Feb 15 2026

    Two Asian Blokes Podcast is back for a new year and we have a new years resolution - less slop for 2026!

    Well, three out of four ain't bad.

    We're kicking off the year with four big reviews.

    🎮 Return to Silent Hill (2026) – A new adaptation of Silent Hill 2, directed by Christophe Gans, who also helmed the 2006 Silent Hill movie. What's the worst that can happen? This movie, that's what.

    🚀 Iron Lung (2026) – The indie horror film based on the cult video game by David Szymanski, crowd-funded and starring Markiplier. After briefly hitting #1 at the US box office, it mysteriously vanished from the charts. Is Iron Lung a win for indie filmmaking and YouTuber-driven cinema, or a vanity project floating in deep space?

    🩸 Send Help (2026) – The latest horror film from legendary director Sam Raimi, best known for The Evil Dead. Does this new release show the signature Raimi flair, or is it a product of modern studio horror trends?

    🎬 No Other Choice (2026) – A gripping Korean thriller from acclaimed filmmaker Park Chan-wook, starring Lee Byung-hun and Son Ye-jin. How does this film compare to Park Chan-wook’s previous masterpieces, and where does it rank in his filmography?

    From psychological horror and cosmic dread to auteur cinema and Korean film analysis, we break it all down.

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    ⏱️ Timestamps:
    00:00 Intro
    02:48 Return to Silent Hill Review
    20:39 Iron Lung Review
    37:23 Send Help Review
    48:57 No Other Choice Review

    💬 What did you think of these films?
    Which 2026 release surprised you the most? Let us know in the comments!

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    #ReturnToSilentHill #IronLung #SendHelp #NoOtherChoice #MovieReview #FilmPodcast #HorrorMovies #VideoGameAdaptation #ParkChanWook #samraimi

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Rush Hour (1998) Extended audio - Jackie Chan-uary
    Jan 29 2026

    We’re wrapping up Jackie Chan-uary with a fan favourite: Rush Hour (1998). With a fourth Rush Hour film reportedly in development, now’s the perfect time to revisit this iconic 90s action comedy that paired Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker for the first time.

    In this review, we break down why Rush Hour worked so well - its chemistry, action, and cultural impact and how its racial humour reflects the tensions of 1990s America. It’s a movie that helped launch Jackie Chan into Hollywood superstardom… even if you have to wince through a few jokes along the way.

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    00:00 Intro – Why Rush Hour still matters
    03:33 Race & comedy in 1990s Hollywood
    05:19 Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker’s perfect chemistry
    10:06 East Meets West – cultural clash as comedy
    12:25 Camel's hump
    15:50 The best thing about Rush Hour
    18:10 Bloopers & end credits outtakes
    19:15 Final thoughts – does Rush Hour hold up?

    What do you think of Rush Hour? What's your favorite Jackie Chan movie?

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    #jackiechan #rushhour #christucker #rushhour4 #actionmovies #martialartsmovies

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    28 mins
  • City Hunter (1993) Extended audio - Jackie Chan-uary
    Jan 22 2026

    Jackie Chan-uary continues with City Hunter (1993) - a live-action film adaptation of the popular manga of the same name, written and illustrated by Tsukasa Hojo.

    This is indeed a strange addition to Jackie Chan's library, with over-the-top cartoony action and humour befitting of its origins in Japanese manga.

    Does this movie succeed as an adaptation or does it stand on its own as a fun Jackie Chan movie? Let's discuss.

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    00:00 The Start
    00:58 A manga adaptation
    04:32 The Ero
    06:54 The body count
    09:42 The characters
    13:43 Fight scenes
    18:37 City Hunter (2024)
    19:48 Uncomfortable humour
    21:24 Closing thoughts

    What do you think of City Hunter? What's your favorite Jackie Chan movie?

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    #jackiechan #cityhunter #anime #hongkongcinema #asiancinema #actionmovies #martialartsmovies

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    26 mins
  • The Legend of Drunken Master (1994) Extended audio - Jackie Chan-uary
    Jan 15 2026

    We're continuing Jackie Chan-uary with Drunken Master II (1994), or The Legend of Drunken Master as it was called in the West.

    This is probably Jackie Chan's last Chinese masterpiece and paved the way for his success in the West - ironic considering the nationalist themes running through this movie.

    But still, who doesn't enjoy watching Wong Fei-hung drink a bunch of industrial grade alcohol before kicking some hanjian butt?

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    Video version -- https://youtu.be/M3ad2JEUzx8

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    00:00 The Start
    02:01 You can't beat white people
    03:28 The opening
    05:00 Lau Kar-leung
    07:02 Ti Lung and Anita Mui
    08:48 A timeless movie
    10:56 Themes
    13:22 Mates
    15:01 Bad guys and bad dubbing
    16:30 The fights
    18:53 The final battle
    20:25 The true ending
    24:02 closing thoughts

    What do you think of Drunken Master II? What's your favorite Jackie Chan movie?

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    #jackiechan #drunkenmaster #hongkongcinema #asiancinema #actionmovies #martialartsmovies

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    28 mins
  • Armour of God (1986) extended audio - Jackie Chan-uary
    Jan 7 2026

    Happy Jackie Chan-uary everyone!

    In this series we are taking a look at four of our favorite movies from one of our favorite martial artists/actors - the one and only Jackie Chan!

    Starting with Armour of God (1986) - Jackie Chan's first attempt to do an Indiana Jones movie. And just like an Indiana Jones movie, there are some bits that would cause Disney to put one of their trigger warnings up before the start of the movie. Y'all know what I'm talking about.

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    Video version -- https://youtu.be/2UlpZeOuju8

    00:00 The Start
    02:22 Jackie Chan's Indiana Jones
    04:30 Plot and characters
    06:06 Violent comedy
    09:57 Jackie Chan is a chauvinistic pig
    11:01 The car chase
    15:17 Two infiltrations
    16:53 Jackie fights four ladies
    20:52 Jackie's big accident
    22:30 Closing thoughts

    What do you think of Armour of God? What's your favorite Jackie Chan movie?

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    #jackiechan #armourofgod #hongkongcinema #asiancinema #actionmovies #martialartsmovies

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    30 mins
  • 157 - Wicked REVIEW! It's just The Dark Knight for chicks
    Dec 31 2025

    In this week's episode of Two Asian Blokes, we finally review Wicked: Part 1 and Wicked: For Good. Why, you might ask? Well, these two movies happen to be directed by a man that has been mentioned on the podcast quite a bit, usually in a negative context - Jon M. Chu.

    So what did we think of this series of movies, which are in a genre of film that we're not huge fans of, based on source material that we have little interest in, directed by a man of whom we are not fans?

    Well, you'll have to listen to find out.

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    00:00 The Start
    03:39 Thavy hates musicals
    09:41 Why are we doing this?
    13:42 Thavy hates Disney adults
    15:39 In defence of Jon M. Chu
    19:37 The benefits of film
    24:09 The issues
    26:18 The plot
    29:58 The songs
    35:32 Wicked: For Good
    38:34 A bit of a waste
    42:31 “Old Hollywood”
    45:37 Production hiccups
    48:42 The memes
    53:27 The tinman
    1:03:03 The ending
    1:06:49 Closing thoughts

    How do you feel about Wicked? Are you a fan of the musical?

    Drop your thoughts in the comments or email us at twoasianblokes@gmail.com

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    #wicked #wickedforgood #arianagrande #cynthiaerivo

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Xmas BONUS EP - An interview with the cast and crew of A Christmas Party!!
    Dec 25 2025

    In this special bonus episode of Two Asian Blokes, Danh celebrates Christmas by sitting down with the director and leads of an upcoming indie film, A Christmas Party, Alex Helmer, Jaxon Keller, and Sarah-Grace Donnelly.

    A Christmas Party is an irreverent Christmas comedy about two childhood friends reconnecting at an awkward family Christmas party, and all the drama, laughs, and love that comes with the holiday season.

    Follow Alex and A Christmas Party via the links below:

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    00:00 The Start
    01:49 Introducing A Christmas Party
    14:58 About the production
    46:30 Bonus Round Fun Christmas Quiz


    I hope you enjoyed this interview! Thank you so much to Alex, Jaxon and Sarah-Grace for joining us. I had such a fun time interviewing them and you'll have a fun time watching their movie as well!

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    #achristmaspartymovie #achristmasparty #moviepodcast #indiefilm #indiemovie #indiefilmmaker

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    59 mins
  • 156 - Physical Asia REVIEW! Alright, who let these Aussies in here?
    Dec 22 2025

    In this week's episode of Two Asian Blokes, we took a look at a couple of hot South Korean Netflix titles that explore politics, deception, and systemic corruption for the sake of saving face... not really, though.

    First we take a look at Good News, a dark comedy political thriller directed by Byun Sung-hyun (Kill Boksoon), starring Hong Kyun and Sul Kyung-gu. In the 1970s, hijackers take over a Japanese flight. They demand a course to Pyongyang, but a mysterious mastermind devises an absurd plan to divert the plane to Seoul. Bureaucracy has never been so hilarious.

    Then we take a deep dive into Physical Asia, the global spinoff of the popular South Korean series Physical 100, where 8 teams representing 8 Asian (Pacific) nations compete in tests of strength, speed, endurance, and overall physical prowess in order to find the peak of human physicality.

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    00:00 The Start
    00:56 China vs Japan
    06:45 Good News review (spoiler-free)
    22:09 Minor spoilers for Good News
    27:19 Physical Asia
    29:38 We’re not sports guys
    34:08 Team introductions
    39:40 Preliminary quest: Territory capture
    40:54 Quest 1: Steal the boxes
    45:37 Quest 2: Get the muddy ball
    49:59 Quest 3: Rope hang, hurdle, totem hold and sack toss
    54:40 Quest 4: Battle Rope Relay
    1:01:20 Quest 5: Castle infiltration
    1:07:38 Final Quest
    1:11:13 Closing thoughts

    How do you feel about the results of Physical Asia? Who was your favourite team?

    Drop your thoughts in the comments or email us at twoasianblokes@gmail.com

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    #physicalasia #netflix #physical100


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    1 hr and 18 mins