Fantasy football season is officially over, so we’re back with one final bonus update. Christy discovers she was never in the playoffs (surprise, it was the toilet bowl)! Ashley makes it to the championship game, and one league member chooses chaos by attempting to drop his entire team. Naturally, Christy seizes the opportunity to try and sabotage Ashley one last time.

One final discussion about the punishments we've seen, and HOT DOG, its a vibe.

Short, messy, and full of laughter exactly the energy this season deserved. Thanks for riding out fantasy football season with us, join us next time!

Is the Earth flat… or are people just deeply committed to being wrong?

This week, Christy takes us on a deep dive into the Flat Earth movement and the various methods flat-earthers use to try to “disprove” science, data, and basic observable reality. From misunderstood experiments to wildly confident YouTubers, we explore the most common Flat Earth arguments and the famous people who believe them.

Meanwhile, Ashley gets increasingly fired up by science denial, misinformation, and the mental gymnastics required to reject established facts.

We unpack why these beliefs spread online, how they’re about to get even worse with the rise of AI-generated videos, what they reveal about trust in institutions, and yes still somehow reference “Baby Got Back.”

If you’ve ever wondered how Flat Earth theories come about, or just want to hear two friends spiral while discussing them, this episode is for you.

Ashley goes full woo and proposes the idea that we might be living in a simulation and astrology could be the code running it. Join us on this deep dive into astrology and simulation theory. We cover how “glitches in the matrix,” could actually just be system updates and how the interns running our current SIM have really dropped the ball lately. We also connect the dots between eclipse season chaos, our own charts and how this podcast was literally birthed during this season. Is astrology predictive… or programmed? Let’s spiral.