You aren't ready for this one. We're talking about a real-life identity fraud case that went on for thirty years and incarcerated the VICTIM. We also want to introduce Master Sergeant GamblyFace, a man who bet hard against Venezuela and is now facing charges (and a bit of hypocrisy) after a $400,000 payday.

Bonus content: Tom got a BAD haircut, What if your spouse suddenly became a Flat Earther and wanted to educate your children, gender role disagreements, and an unexpected trip down the stairs...

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Identity theft in Wisconsin

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd0p54j9r9vo

Border protection takes a wild turn, women are obsessed with serial killers, Tom was attacked by a fire truck, and the hits just keep coming this week.

Links for perspective, context, and to prove we're not making this up:

Border Protection in India

The "Traitor" story.

Serial killer gets nailed (story)

Serial killer gets nailed (video)

Women want to nail this serial killer.

Ice Cream and the government's ongoing struggle with personal liberty.

Draft Kings Cop's bill finally comes due.

Disney is a lot like Australia (except it's real): We keep talking about it, it's a magical place full of strange imaginary creatures, and someone is Lion about it. This week we take Pride in the most recent Disney lawsuit, buckle in for a Tom / Doug argument just like the good ole days.

We also cover the epic history of the horse, Tom's daughters are asking tough questions (insert Dad fail here), and a Dad had a heartbreaking day in court.

Show links:

The Lawsuit

What he actually said

Tragic Day in Court (2019)

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