• Ep 24 - Universal + Epic Universe
    Jan 21 2026

    We went to Universal! Mostly Epic Universe though.

    We had a blast, and we’re gonna tell you why. We talk all about the rides, the characters, the aaambiance. We loved every minute of it (except Mario Kart and being touched by randos).

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Ep 23 - We Went To Disney! - Part 2
    Jan 15 2026

    We went to Disney World! (Part 2)

    Welcome to the crash outs. We’ve got beef with Beak and Barrel, The Contemporary Resort, and the Maple Popcorn stand in the Canada Pavilion. Also a little bit with the Tiki Room too….

    But don’t worry! Walt is still Cinna’s secondary Dad.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Ep 22 - We Went to Disney! - Part 1
    Jan 7 2026

    We went to Disney World and we wanna tell you all about it! This is part one of our adventures

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Ep 21 - I Have Shit to Say
    Nov 26 2025

    Today we're talkin bout some things. Some things that we have opinions on. Things like Leonardo Di Caprio's dating habits and invalidating other people's feelings. Also the injustice of empty tampon receptacles and some small joys of PCOS. Yayyy...?


    ALSO. We are taking off the month of December so we will see you in 2026! Happy Holidays and Happy New Year bitches!

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Ep 20 - Back to Work SUX
    Nov 20 2025

    We think the Back to Work Movement is STUPID and we are gonna tell you about it. I don't wanna get ready. I don't wanna drive to work. I don't wanna sit in a cubicle. Please kindly crawl out of my ass and let me do my job.

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    54 mins
  • Ep 19 - Boys are WEIRD
    Nov 12 2025

    Today we are taking apart the Manosphere and the M.A.L.E. (Male Asshole Loneliness Epidemic). We also talk about weird things boys have done on dates and the importance of NOT shoving cake in your brides face. Women aren't that mysterious or hard to please.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Ep 18 - Female Healthcare is BULLSHIT
    Nov 5 2025

    Is there something actually wrong with you, or is it just *anxiety*??

    Today we are talking about getting dismissed and ignored by the American healthcare system. We discuss doctors refusing to actually talk to us, dismissing our pain, completely misdiagnosing women, and also getting mistreated themselves.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Ep 17 - Spoopysode
    Oct 29 2025

    One member of this party is scared to death, which means we can only share kinda-sorta scary stories for you today and also a couple not-so-scary tangents? We've got pirates! We've got haunted houses! We've prolly got some other stuff too!

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    47 mins