Episodes

  • Am I the A**h*le?: Do Girl Guides deserve their own parking?
    Jan 13 2026

    After many many *many* people asked, begged, harassed and shouted, the girls are back with their award-winning segment, "Am I the A**h*le" which they invented and Reddit then copied it.

    Tune in to find out what the girls think about all your conundrums and for god's sake weigh in in the comments.

    Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @twofreaksnotice

    PS We have noted the Podcast category in the Golden Globes and hope to attend and win next year. Please support us in this venture.

    Watch the full episode here!

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    55 mins
  • 2026: A Year in Preview: Will you be *in* this year?
    Jan 6 2026

    Imagine the girls in weatherman's caps because this week they're FORECASTING.

    That's right, it is once again time for us to say, "move over, WGSN" there are two new but seasoned experts in town to tell you want is IN and OUT this year.

    In - as always, following us on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube (@twofreaksnotice). OUT - Not coming to say hi when you see us public

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    59 mins
  • 2025 - A Year In Review: Will Birkenstocks stay clean in 2026?
    Dec 30 2025

    Happy almost New Year to you and yours <3

    This week is part two of the girls year end episode, where they talk about what they loved and didn't love in 2025.

    The state of the world aside, the girls had some nice things happen in 2025.

    Here's to an amazing 2026 and sound off in the comments about whether or not we should do a 4th birthday next year. Will you come?

    Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok and watch us on YouTube!

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    39 mins
  • End of Year Recap Part One: Housekeeping!
    Dec 23 2025

    This week, the girls are bringing you a full episode of housekeeping! That's because they live interesting and exciting lives and just happened to chitter chatter about them for almost an hour! They're saving the rest of the episode for next week so don't worry, no material is going to waste.

    Happy holidays!

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    45 mins
  • Property: Please stop coming to Cape Town!
    Dec 16 2025

    This week, the girls are freaking out about property. And by freaking out, I mean in the negative way because it's stressful, guys!

    It's December and literally everyone is a tourist which just sounds like rent increase to me.

    Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @twofreaksnotice and watch us on Youtube because we need to start making money from this for the rent thing!!

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    59 mins
  • Lucky Packets: Where are they now?
    Dec 9 2025

    Lucky packets, when last? And why do they always have at least one really terrible thing in them?

    This week, the girls aren't freaking out about Lucky Packets but they're using the term to sort of sum up what they are freaking out about which is a mixed bag of topics that you submitted! They're talking cheese and other things too!

    Instagram, Tiktok and Youtube are waiting for you @twofreaksnotice.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Disney: Did Ariel actually just have legs in there the whole time?
    Dec 2 2025

    Calling all fashion-styling inclined woodland creatures!

    This week, the girls are talking about Disney. They talk Disneyland (and world) and whether they'd go there on their own dime. They talk Disney adults and think hmmm but it's okay.

    Most importantly, they talk about what is going on in the down theres of the the folks of Atlantica.

    Also, who the hell set Sitaara's mom's engine on fire?

    Find us on Youtube, TikTok and Instagram at @twofreaksnotice.

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    59 mins
  • Being Healthy: Can we get behind kale ever?
    Nov 25 2025

    For real guys, when faced with the modern marvel that is CrunchitaTM, it really is hard for us to grab the kale off the shelf next to it even though it does have more [nutrient name] in it.

    This week, the girls are talking about "being healthy" (and they *know* that there is no one way etc etc).

    They're chatting about the things we are told are both healthy and cheese cake at the same time and also is it ethical to sneak boiled egg into someone's chocolate mousse or tofu into a dessert tart?

    That's kind of all I have to say rn about this week's episode. Rather just listen to it! Or even watch it because we've got the YouTube channel going. Cool!

    @twofreaksnotice on TikTok and Instagram for more :)

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    1 hr and 4 mins