Episodes

  • WE HATE BOWLING
    May 30 2025

    This week, Kiara goes full survival mode during a paddleboarding disaster (wind, Crocs, and judgmental retirees included), and Abbi mourns her botched attempt at DIY Dairy Queen. The girlies spiral about bowling trauma, Aspyn Ovard’s situationship (allegedly!), and the emotional toll of the childhood Wii. Also featuring: Big Titty Representation™, sobbing over literally everything, and hot takes on Overcompensating. Thanks for gabbing with us!


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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • HONESTLY, FRICK BARRE
    May 15 2025

    The vibes this week? Delusional, bruised, and a little bit nostalgic. From barfing in barre class to being bullied by baristas, the girlies are not having a gentle week. Abbi opens up about friend-making trauma in NYC, Kiara gets a ClassPass subscription, and somehow Harry Potter, pole dancing, and Pretty Little Liars all make an appearance. Other important updates: Broadway friend crushes, Baggu hoarding, emotional support GEL-X soaks, and the pros and cons of using the IRS to talk about your bestie. If you've ever cried on the subway or been snubbed over a bagel post, this one’s for you.


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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • DAD I NEED TO KNOW
    Apr 29 2025

    Abbi and Kiara are back—and if you thought their brains were fried last episode, buckle up. Kiara recounts her Minecraft movie birthday bash (some things never change) and the trauma of being tagged in the ice bucket challenge. The girls discuss dancing in empty bars, supplement addiction, Lorde’s surprise concert, tuberculosis, and whether JoJo Siwa has started a sexual identity subplot on Big Brother. Also featuring: Gandalf thirst, Robert Irwin rebrands, and SNL's death. Thanks for gabbing with us!


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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • LITERALLY NOBODY IS PERFECT
    Apr 14 2025

    This week, Abbi finally gets her hands on a New York library card (and a surprise massage??), and the girls consider a humble new residence… in the Empire State Building. The girlies dive into their thoughts on the White Lotus finale (spoiler: it's divisive), explore TikTok-induced brain decay, and revisit their wellness eras. Featuring patience, fortitude, espresso martinis, and their new favorite bits (as always). Thanks for gabbing with us!

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    50 mins
  • OUR SHITTY LITTLE PODCAST
    Apr 8 2025

    The girls are back and more unstructured than ever! Kiara celebrates her birthday with strawberry shortcake and cauliflower wings, while Abbi hosts a zine-filled dinner party and tries (and fails) to become a pottery wheel prodigy. They cover everything from Trisha Paytas baby name theories and Hunger Games hot takes to the horrors of producing someone else’s podcast. Also featuring: comedy show disappointments, Bravo breakdowns, and why straight men have officially used up all their opinions. The pod may be low-budget, but the vibes are priceless! Thanks for gabbing with us!


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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • I'M WORRIED ABOUT JOHN STAMOS
    Mar 18 2025

    Abbi and Kiara are back with zero direction and lots of giggles - think planners, tattoos, and Hello Kitty Island Adventure. The two discuss their latest obsessions, a bit of bookish drama, and, of course, a sprinkle of personal chaos. Tune in for an episode full of laughs, personal updates, and pop culture talk! Thanks for gabbing with us!


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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • BIRD BONES
    Mar 4 2025

    Abbi and Kiara are back with tales of dairy intolerance, the struggle of becoming a knee brace girl, and growing up on the internet. Thanks for gabbing with us!


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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • WINTER FUGLIES
    Feb 17 2025

    The girlies are back for a post-Galentine’s catch-up! Abbi and Kiara recap their thoughts on the Grammys, the Super Bowl, and whether Tiktok’s return is a blessing or a curse. Kiara shares the chaos of her recital, Abbi updates us on her latest book obsession, and the downstairs neighbors are at it again. Oh, and fake tans? They’re saving lives. Thanks for gabbing with us!


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    1 hr and 16 mins