Episodes

  • Speed of Thought

    Speed of Thought
    Apr 11 2026
    Ben has stopped talking to Claude directly. Matt hasn't opened his editor in days. They try to work out whether this is fun, programming, or a very expensive slot machine.
    Show More Show Less
    49 mins
  • Measure Twice, Optimize Once

    Measure Twice, Optimize Once
    Mar 9 2026
    Ben asks a simple question about performance and Matt talks for 46 minutes. The one true use case for linked lists is revealed, and a part three is threatened.
    Show More Show Less
    46 mins
  • How Fast Is Fast?

    How Fast Is Fast?
    Feb 14 2026
    Ben interviews Matt with a deceptively simple question: make my program go fast. 44 minutes later, robot dogs are falling over, Grace Hopper's wire makes an appearance, and Matt still hasn't gotten the job.
    Show More Show Less
    45 mins
  • Gaming on Linux

    Gaming on Linux
    Jan 10 2026
    Ben wipes his PC over Thanksgiving and installs Ubuntu for gaming. Matt recalls the dark days of himem.sys and IRQ conflicts. The universe was created last Thursday, and someone gets a hangover.
    Show More Show Less
    27 mins
  • Factorio

    Factorio
    Dec 6 2025
    Ben's new TCP backpressure explanation: conveyor belts full. Matt zooms out and mistakes his factory for a Pentium 2. Ben plans to switch to Linux gaming; Matt's start bar keeps popping up and he's had it.
    Show More Show Less
    24 mins
  • Vibe Coding and Robot Teammates

    Vibe Coding and Robot Teammates
    Nov 13 2025
    Ben worries replacing juniors with LLMs creates a future hiring crisis - who'll train the robot-wranglers? Matt blames COVID brain fog, then proves it by botching NP-completeness. Capitalism is bad at escaping local minima.
    Show More Show Less
    43 mins
  • Conference Talks: Some Assembly Required

    Conference Talks: Some Assembly Required
    Oct 12 2025
    Matt returns from CppCon with a cold, three talks, and a keynote title Reddit hates. Ben immediately declares Reddit dumb. The hosts discuss C++ reflection, the unforgivable renaming of the Sears Tower, and why conference attendees should stand like Pac-Man.
    Show More Show Less
    43 mins
  • Running Programs

    Running Programs
    Sep 12 2025
    Matt and Ben discuss running in production; from running processes in screen to battling systemd configuration files. Ben sketches out daemonization rituals while Matt channels Tolkien to explain process hierarchies. Our hosts discover that Ansible playbooks are just bash scripts with better PR, and everyone still Googles journalctl syntax.
    Show More Show Less
    41 mins