And she hates Rip Durkin.

The elemental they seek is a fates-damned Xorn, gape-mouthed and hungry for gold. Will Cal give hers up to save the party?

Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!

• 00:48:40 Exploitative medical practices

== CREDITS ==

Cast:

• Patrick Perini, GM
• Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
• Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
• Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
• Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
• Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV

Crew:

• Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
• Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
• Renee Juneau, Chronicler
• Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
• Sayer Roberts, Composer
• Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
• Colin Epstein, Writer

System:

• Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press

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It’s a promise for the few. You gotta survive it first.

A bomb has gone off, destroying a tunnel and dragging out our heroes journey into the lair by nearly a week. Will they survive the monsters, ghosts, and each other?

Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!

• 00:07:40 Explosions in a crowd, cave collapse
• 00:23:40 Profiteering in a crisis

== CREDITS ==

Cast:

• Patrick Perini, GM
• Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
• Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
• Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
• Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
• Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV

Crew:

• Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
• Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
• Renee Juneau, Chronicler
• Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
• Sayer Roberts, Composer
• Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
• Colin Epstein, Writer

System:

• Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press

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It was nice to meet you and I hope I never see you again.

An elemental needs dispatchin’, and our heroes want to be ready. While Odion and Weevil gather critical intelligence, will Flo get a good rate on her wardrobe?

Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!

• 00:59:50 Social exclusion, reactive violence
• 01:47:45 Mention of explosives in a crowd

== CREDITS ==

Cast:

• Patrick Perini, GM
• Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
• Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
• Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
• Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
• Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV

Crew:

• Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
• Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
• Renee Juneau, Chronicler
• Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
• Sayer Roberts, Composer
• Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
• Colin Epstein, Writer

System:

• Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press

Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

I’m gonna be an adventurer. I’m gonna be an adventurer. I’m gonna be an adventurer.

The Angels are back. They want… something and they mean to take it. When death comes knocking at their door, will our heroes be ready to answer?

Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!

• 00:09:05 Home invasion
• 00:22:50 Claustrophobia
• 01:13:25 Falling from heights
• 01:25:55 Death by falling

== CREDITS ==

Cast:

• Patrick Perini, GM
• Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
• Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
• Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
• Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
• Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV

Crew:

• Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
• Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
• Renee Juneau, Chronicler
• Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
• Sayer Roberts, Composer
• Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
• Colin Epstein, Writer

System:

• Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press

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You really need to stop fucking your therapist.

In the basin of an island outcast in a shallow sea, a city yearns for the gold of a dragon's horde. Will these four idiots find fortune, fame, and freedom?

Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!

• 00:01:50 Depictions of being boiled alive
• 00:28:25 Threat of institutional/police violence
• 00:46:00 Depictions of body horror

== CREDITS ==

Cast:

• Patrick Perini, GM
• Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
• Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
• Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
• Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
• Renee Juneau as Coloursby
• Adrian C. Lawrence as Johnnie Rowe
• Noir Enigma as Jareth Woodfoot
• Sara Roberts as Valnise
• Aram Vartian as The Dream Devil
• Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV

Crew:

• Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
• Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
• Renee Juneau, Chronicler
• Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
• Sayer Roberts, Composer
• Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
• Colin Epstein, Writer

System:

• Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press

Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

Arc 1 of season 2 starts airing Oct 28th, 2025!

A brand new story in a brand new world — an outcast island on a shallow sea. Be sure to catch all the trailers and character drops over at https://discord.gg/unbalancedencounters

"Axes? You betray me?"

Traps. Flutes. Crossbows. Axes. Trees. Our heroes must use every last tool at their disposal to repel their fungal invaders. But will they be able to pronounce "myconid" correctly?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• Craig Pate as GM

• Cinderblocksally as Frances

• Sam Oliver as Tilly

• Cat (@helveticat) as Olives

Soundtrack

• Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

Game System

• Kids on Bikes by Hunters Entertainment

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"You breath in... and fall asleep" Big changes are coming for the kids of Rally. School, careers, and the creeping threat of fungal infestation. Can our nascent keep Olive a secret and keep Rally safe?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• Craig Pate as GM

• Cinderblocksally as Frances

• Sam Oliver as Tilly

• Cat (@helveticat) as Olives

Soundtrack

• Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

Game System

• Kids on Bikes by Hunters Entertainment

Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st