Well, buckle up because this episode is a whole situation. Josh drops a major life announcement...he's moving back to Texas, trading Tampa for a farm with cows, goats, chickens, and a curtain instead of a bedroom door. Yes, really.

We're unpacking the midlife crisis in real time, talking about what it means to hit a breaking point, ask for help, and finally decide to chase the dream you've been too scared to go after.

We also get into some health updates (including a plot twist involving chlamydia), celebrate some genuinely incredible wins with Mounjaro, and somehow end up talking about Buzz Lightyear twerking on people's graves in Fortnite. Because that's just who we are.

Plus: Josh meets a content creator he's obsessed with, Steph refuses to go anywhere near her, Charles Doughwin may or may not be dead, and we tease a very chaotic road trip to Chicago that you are NOT going to want to miss.

This one gets real, gets funny, and as always, it gets a little unhinged. As it should.

If this episode speaks to you, share it with someone who needs to hear it. And if you haven't already, hit subscribe so you never miss the chaos.

Chapters / Show Notes 0:00 - Cold Open 0:45 - Welcome to Unhinged Unicorns

1:33 - The Big Announcement: Josh Is Moving to Texas

2:19 - The Dream: Josh's Radio Story

3:27 - The Catch: Mom Lives on a Farm

4:18 - I Also Have a Dream (And Mine Is Wet)

5:04 - Health Update: UTI & Chlamydia (It's Not What You Think)

6:17 - Good News from the Doctor

10:08 - Changing Doctors & Steph's Update

12:17 - Josh Becomes a Gamer

13:35 - Fortnite, Buzz Lightyear & Grave Twerking

18:27 - The Sunroom Situation

20:45 - Steph's Chaotic Gaming Origin Story

22:32 - The Sourdough Saga: RIP Charles Doughwin

26:33 - Josh Meets His Favorite Content Creator

28:50 - Why Steph Refused to Go Near Her

30:15 - Next Up: Chicago Road Trip

32:04 - Outro

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In this episode, Josh and Steph dive into the generational gap between an Elder Gay Millennial and a cusp Gen Z — and somehow end up covering AI, the environment, loneliness, fear, and one very unhinged attempt to ask a guy out via AI-generated Hallmark Christmas movie.

Along the way: a prostate update nobody asked for, and a genuinely moving conversation about feeling stuck, chasing purpose, and why educated people need to speak up right now. It's hot mess meets healing, as promised. If you're disgusting too, you're in the right place.

Topics include: AI and the environment, Sora, ChatGPT, generational slang, loneliness and connection, career fear, going back to school, and one freeze-dried apricot prostate.

We say fuck a lot.

Chapters / Show Notes

00:00 — Cold Open: My Drip Is a Medical Concern

00:35 — Welcome to Unhinged Unicorns

01:05 — Elder Gay Millennial Meets Cusp Gen Z

03:22 — Body Horror: The Rice Krispie Years

05:09 — Generational Slang and Why It Doesn't Mean Anything

06:48 — The Drip/UTI Incident (Full Report)

08:52 — Josh Discovers Sora and Immediately Grieves It

10:34 — AI and the Environment: We're Sorry

12:15 — AI Is Stealing Jobs and We Have Feelings About It

13:54 — When AI Becomes Your Friend (And Why That's Scary)

15:37 — Steph Used ChatGPT for Her Ex. It Did Not Help.

18:26 — More Connected, More Disconnected

20:00 — The Director's Chair Era Begins

21:16 — The Pizza Box Rose Hallmark Christmas Confession

24:17 — The Roast Heard Round the Apartment

25:50 — Josh Wants to Be a Filmmaker (Media Marketing Will Have to Do)

28:44 — Stuck in a Rut and Letting Fear Win

30:05 — Why Educated People Need to Be Louder Right Now

31:38 — Steph Gets a Leg to Stand On (First Time Ever)

32:17 — The Dom/Sub Army Sergeant Outro

33:08 — See You Next Time, Be Well

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In this unfiltered and hilarious episode of Unhinged Unicorns, Josh and Steph dive deep into the question: “Am I gay?”, but not in the way you might expect.

What starts as a chaotic conversation about celebrity crushes and the steamy series Heated Rivalry quickly turns into a real, raw discussion about sexuality, attraction, and the confusion that comes with it. Steph opens up about feeling attracted to men in fantasy (hello, unattainable celebrities 👀) while also embracing her attraction to women.

Along the way, the duo explores:

• The difference between fantasy vs. real-life attraction
• Navigating sexual identity and labels
• The emotional aftermath of a toxic relationship
• Communication struggles in friendships and dating
• And, of course, plenty of unhinged humor

Expect chaos, vulnerability, and brutally honest takes on love, identity, and everything in between.

Chapters / Show Notes

00:00 – Intro & Disclaimer The tone is set immediately—this episode is not for the easily offended.

00:01 – Welcome Back to Unhinged Unicorns Josh and Steph kick things off with their signature chaotic energy.

01:30 – “Heated Rivalry” & Gay Hockey Players 🏒🔥 A thirst-filled discussion about the show and its very attractive cast.

02:45 – Celebrity Crushes & Sexual Confusion Steph explains why she’s attracted to men… but only famous ones.

05:00 – The “Blinker Fluid” Incident 🚗😂 A hilarious story about being pranked at AutoZone.

07:30 – Enter: Yungblud Obsession Steph spirals (in a relatable way) over her latest celebrity crush.

12:00 – The Big Question: “Am I Gay?” Steph breaks down her real-life attraction to women vs. men.

13:30 – Unexpected Attraction Moments Josh shares a surprising experience watching a performance.

14:30 – Performers Who Do It All 🎤 Discussion on artists like Taylor Swift and the physical demands of performing.

20:00 – Sad Music & Emotional Processing Why crying in the car just hits different.

22:00 – Humor Gets Dark (Very Dark) A moment of chaotic comedy with a disclaimer: they’re kidding… mostly.

23:00 – Communication Issues in Friendship Josh and Steph unpack how they handle conflict differently.

26:00 – Toxic Relationship Deep Dive Steph opens up about her past relationship and emotional patterns.

28:00 – Wanting Closure the Hard Way The urge to push someone to say hurtful things just to move on.

30:00 – “I Can Fix Them” Energy Why broken people seem so appealing.

31:00 – Gaslighting & Red Flags Recognizing unhealthy dynamics in relationships.

33:00 – When Humor Gets Misunderstood A story about a joke gone very wrong early in dating.

35:00 – Merch Ideas & Inside Jokes “You don’t have a leg to stand on” might be coming to a hoodie soon.

36:00 – Life Updates & Going Back to School A glimpse into personal growth and future plans.

38:00 – Stand-Up Comedy Dreams 🎤 Josh considers stepping into the world of comedy.