A wee trip doon memory lane today, remember rain-mates? Surely the classiest most distinguished way of making your way through the lashing rain in the toon. None of this hood nonsense.Now sit down, and listen up. WC is dishing out advice on man-hunting. That's right, absolutely no-nonsense with this one. Hard truths about which men are going to treat you the best, and it's not always the dashing ones. Find oot straight from the horses mouth.

Oh for crying out LOUD! It's time for an introduction to wee Brian. Wee Brian is WC's beautiful white Scottish Terrior. Handsome, calm, and a right favourite of all the bitches in the park. It's no wonder that Wee Chrissy has to keep such a close eye on him. But take your eyes off him for one minute and... uh oh.And on top of that, Magret has gone totally AWOL. It's going to take the WC and a plucky band of 3 to delve deep into the backstreets and closes to dig her up from where she's hiding. Oh christ, good luck WC!

Dragged down into the mud by park friends, was there REALLY an EAGLE in the park? C'mon, the WC will certainly be on the case. It'll be an iron glove in a velvet glove approach from our wuman that's for sure. Magret, the bestie, makes a fiery phonecall MID-SHOW! And tries to show WC up. Well she's got another thing coming, deffo awkies.