Guys, this is just a quick one apologising to you the listeners for another audio mishap today. It has all been rectified now, I am so sorry to have once again messed up on the audio front, which ps is kind of the whole point of a podcast.

If it's any consolation, I look forward to another long night self-flagellating and listing off all the ways I have sabotaged any semblance of success I might have enjoyed over the last few years....punctuated only by calpol and mutliple trips to the loo thanks to my pelvic floor being about as good as my editing skills (very weak).

If you did try to listen to the earlier episode, I am so sorry for wasting your time. It's been rectified now but Joanne and Vogue I am not, and I know I can't expect people to keep tuning in and hoping for the best.

Thanks for being here, I love doing it, if that counts for anything, and you having been here at all means the world. Love yas! A very tired J x

'When I told him I was getting a lotus flower because it blooms in muddy waters, I could feel the audible eye-roll.'

I discuss the controversy surrounding Jacob Elordi being cast as our numero uno forbidden fruit Heathcliff in Emerald Fennell's adaption of 'Wuthering Heights', Pamela Anderson dishing the dirt on her dalliance with Liam Neeson and Katie Price's new husband.

I also touch upon the latest solution to the housing crisis as per Ray Cooke who let's face it has no skin in the game and how i will be approaching parent teacher meetings going forward.

If you have enjoyed the pod please rate or review us wherever you listen to your pods, as it really helps keeping this whole ship afloat (i am the ship). Love yas! J x

'It's hard to come back from saying your mother was trying to shift you.'

I'm chatting Brooklyn Beckham's explosive statements on Instagram telling the world that his mother was gyrating against him at his wedding like a drunk auntie and dissect what he meant by 'inappropriate dancing.' Was she doing the Siege of Ennis? If so, I'm Team Brooklyn all the way. I also talk about how attractive it is when men stand by their women and why you should never marry a family member.

But the big news of the hour is Dingle winning the All Ireland. I talk about my love of this small fishing town and how pride I am of the Dingle men who, despite a tiny population in the scheme of things, have proved themselves to be the best in the land. We never doubted ye.

If ye have enjoyed the pod I would just love if you could rate or review us wherever you get your episodes, as it really helps with keeping the podcast alive. Thanks so much for being here, J x