• The Hold Of The Mind-Witch Is Upon You (The Newspaper Strips Vol 2)
    Jan 26 2026

    Join Po'od Cassa (she/her) and Wratte Kynnnge (they/them) to discuss Star Wars Epic Legends Collection: The Newspaper Strips Vol. 2, which collects the second half of the 70s to 80s Star Wars comic strip. We admit to a Buggles Boner and complain about The Thinker from TV's The Flash. And that's before we get to the comics! These were better than the first volume. We visit DNAngel for some reason and wax poetic about the improved lettering and art, not to mention the staggeringly beautiful women. If you want to talk about s-CRY-ed with Wratte Kynnnge, message us on Tumblr!


    Zuckass does not exist.


    Po'od Cassa can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

    Wratte Kynnnge (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • I Have To See A Toad About A Man (Lando Calrissian And The Starcave of ThonBoka)
    Jan 12 2026

    Join hosts Bateleur, a Sorcerer of Tunt (They/Them) and Étoile (She/Her) as we close out L. Neil Smith's Lando Calrissian Trilogy with Lando Calrissian And The Starcave of ThonBoka. The short version is that Smith crushed our spirits. Unlike our podcast, this book didn't have a point. Consider the many kinds of space whales and hear Bateleur (Sorcerer of Tunt) complain about Stephen Moffat. We'll also spoil the first Tiffany Aching book and aggressively defend LOST. And just another reminder, you can't be a misogynist if you don't have any female characters! Smith manages to be one anyway.



    Bateleur, a Sorcerer of Tunt (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    Étoile can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • What Price Lizard Mold (Lando Calrissian And The Flamewind of Oseon)
    Dec 29 2025

    Join hosts Yellow Bird (she/her) and Waltzing Mouse (they/them) as we discuss Lando Calrissian And The Flamewind of Oseon by L. Neil Smith. Once again, we quite enjoyed this! It was less racist than the last one. We advocate for consensual torture and discuss memories of being Lost In The Mall. Yellow Bird does another unimpressive impression and Waltzing Mouse alludes to the AU where they're a Jordan Peterson type. Also introducing a new name for Waltzing Mouse's Implications Corner! Remember: You can't be misogynistic if you don't have any women!


    Yellow Bird can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

    Waltzing Mouse (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Smoking A Lizard (Lando Calrissian And The Mindharp of Sharu)
    Dec 15 2025

    This fortnight, hosts Wheel (they/them) and Endurance (she/her) read Lando Calrissian and the Mindharp of Sharu, the first entry in L. Neil Smith's Lando Calrissian Trilogy. We pretty much enjoyed it a lot! We're going to be with Smith for three episodes total, so keep tuning in to see how much that stays true. Hear Wheel beef with Iron Man 3 and Stephen King, and Endurance beef with the thesaurus. We promise the Dangerous Crow Boy joke was timely when we recorded this. Note: You'll appreciate this episode and book better if you have any history with the Discordian faith.


    Wheel (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    Endurance can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • This Thought Laughed At Him Like A Malignant Clown (Return of the Jedi) (Part 2/2)
    Dec 1 2025

    Welcome back for part 2 of our Return of the Jedi episode; make sure you listened to part 1 first! This one contains all our "segments" – Timeline, Purient's Implications Corner, Droids Rights Watch, Firsts and EU corner, and a bit more. You'll also hear Pinafore's David Lynch impression, and Prurient's Pinafore impression!


    Pinafore Tyche can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

    Prurient A. Scintilla (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Roiled in Malignant Ecstasy (Return of the Jedi) (Part 1/2)
    Dec 1 2025

    Join hosts Pinafore Tyche (she/her) and Prurient A Scintilla (they/them) as they discuss Return of the Jedi, both the movie and the novelization by James Kahn. It was certainly better than the novelization of Empire Strikes Back! After a brief diversion about another James's Peacemaker, Pinafore and Prurient get down to brass tacks and discuss the Robocop and Men in Black cartoons. Ewoks are great, haters back off!


    This is part 1 of 2, because we went very very long. Part 2 will post 4 hours after this.


    Pinafore Tyche can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

    Prurient A. Scintilla (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Oeuwhh The Very Mention Of His Name Makes Our Gyros Flutter (Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell)
    Nov 17 2025

    Back in the warm embrace of Brian Daley, hosts and eggmates Naught Bos (they/them) and Tumoeis Bos (She/Her) discuss Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell, an audio play about that business with the bounty hunter back on Ord Mantell. It's really fun! Problem is, it's pretty short. This is why we discuss Tapirs as mounts, the Fastball Special, K-Pop Bounty Hunters (not like that), the giant rat that makes all da rules, Swamp Thing – Well ok that one's normal. We also touch on Adventures in Odyssey, but that's unfortunately relevant.


    The issue of Swamp Thing where Swamp Thing meets Pogo is Issue 32 and the Adam Strange issue Naught also brought up is Issue 57


    Naught Bos (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    Tumoesis Bos can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • PLIF! (Star Wars Omnibus A Long Time Ago... Vol 3)
    Nov 3 2025

    Another episode of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar about Comics? You know it! Scumbag Cassiopeia Weasel (she/her) and her henchperson K'lok (they/them) read Star Wars Omnibus A Long Time Ago… Volume 3 and had a pretty good time! Learn about Legally Distinct Barsoom, the psychic rabbits of Arbra, and Luke's first redheaded Imperial-trained girlfriend, who has never been shipped with Tanith Shire. Do you want some cheese?


    Cassiopeia Weasel's recent appearance on episode 12 of SURVEY_PROGRAM: A Podcast About Deltarune


    Cassiopeia Weasel can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

    K'lok (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 hr and 53 mins