We're Not Helpful cover art

We're Not Helpful

We're Not Helpful

Written by: We're Not Helpful Podcast
Listen for free

About this listen

Welcome to "We're Not Helpful," the podcast where unconventional meets literature! Join hosts Brayton, Eloise and Julian as they take a hilariously unhelpful dive into the world of books and writing.


In each episode, our hosts explore a variety of literary topics with their signature blend of wit, humor, and irreverence. From dissecting classic novels to debating the merits of various writing styles, "We're Not Helpful" offers a refreshing take on the literary world that's anything but conventional.


Whether you're a seasoned bibliophile or just dipping your toes into the literary pool, this podcast promises entertaining discussions that will leave you both enlightened and entertained. So, grab your favorite book and a cup of tea (or something stronger), and join us as we navigate through the pages of literature with our uniquely unhelpful perspective.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're Not Helpful Podcast Art
Episodes
  • Episode 51: The Ice is Melting

    Episode 51: The Ice is Melting
    Feb 10 2026

    Have you seen Heated Rivalry? Well one of us has and she really wants to talk about it!...also The Pitt!


    Comments, questions, feedback?

    Get in touch at:

    Email: nothelpfulpod@gmail.com

    Bluesky: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.social

    Facebook: We're Not Helpful podcast

    Instagram: @nothelpfulpod

    Threads: @nothelpfulpod

    TikTok: @nothelpfulpod

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 12 mins
  • The Helpful Parts: Conjuring Patrick Wilson

    The Helpful Parts: Conjuring Patrick Wilson
    Jan 27 2026

    In this special episode we summon the world of The Conjuring and ask the important question: how did Patrick Wilson become modern horror’s most reliable dad?


    Comments, questions, feedback?

    Get in touch at:

    Email: nothelpfulpod@gmail.com

    Bluesky: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.social

    Facebook: We're Not Helpful podcast

    Instagram: @nothelpfulpod

    Threads: @nothelpfulpod

    TikTok: @nothelpfulpod

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Episode 50: Can I Speak to the Manager of the Simulation?

    Episode 50: Can I Speak to the Manager of the Simulation?
    Jan 13 2026

    Episode 50 marks our return with existential dread, AI jokes, and an urgent request to speak to the manager of the simulation. We rant, ramble, and eventually settle into a spoiler-filled discussion of Frankenstein, questioning monsters, creators, and whether Guillermo del Toro went too far...or not far enough?


    Content warnings: discussions of death, violence, trauma, and existential themes.

    Spoiler warning: this episode contains full spoilers for Frankenstein (2025).



    Comments, questions, feedback?

    Get in touch at:

    Email: nothelpfulpod@gmail.com

    Bluesky: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.social

    Facebook: We're Not Helpful podcast

    Instagram: @nothelpfulpod

    Threads: @nothelpfulpod

    TikTok: @nothelpfulpod

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 26 mins
No reviews yet