Strap in, legends — this episode detonates harder than a dhuie on 10lb line.

E-Dawg finally snaps over the Western Australian fishing ban, and it’s safe to say…

Roger may not be safe.

Not the government, not the fisheries department, not even that one bloke at the ramp who “only kept two”. No one is spared as the Big Dawg howls into the mic like a wounded seal that knows it’s about to be tagged and released forever.

Meanwhile, The Lord cracks open his soul and takes us on a very spiritual healing journey — the kind of journey that can only be achieved through trauma, introspection, and a large pizza that “made him hole again” (yes, hole, not whole — you’ll understand).

And then there’s Evo, who’s aging like a sun-baked crab pot. He forgets more than he remembers, tells half a story, starts another one, then loops back to the start like a pensioner stuck in a roundabout. It’s chaos. It’s beautiful. It’s disturbing.

Expect:

🦐 Fishing rage

🍕 Pizza therapy

🧓 Memory loss (aggressive)

🐟 Zero actual professionalism

💩 Maximum amounts of rude, crude nonsense

If you're easily offended… this ain’t for you.

If you're not — welcome home.

Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

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