This is an UNHINGED episode.

No script.
No agenda.
Just two witches sitting down after one of those days.

In this episode, Auric tells the story of completely losing his filter in public after being pushed past his nervous system’s limit in the most chaotic place imaginable: Hobby Lobby...which we like to call Witchcraft Lobby 🤣 What starts as a feral, hilarious meltdown turns into a very real conversation about emotional regulation, generational trauma, parenting, attachment styles, and why so many adults (and kids) are walking around completely dysregulated.

We talk about:
• What happens when your nervous system is fried and you snap
• Why emotional regulation is not taught (and the consequences of that)
• Generational trauma and how it gets passed down
• Why ignoring emotions doesn’t make them disappear
• How trapped emotions show up later as anxiety, depression, and burnout
• Simple, real ways to process emotions instead of bypassing them

BECAUSE A REAL WITCH LEARNS & KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE THEIR SH!T!!!

This episode is funny, messy, uncomfortable, and honest.
We swear. We rant. We laugh. We overshare.

And then we bring it home with something that actually matters:
👉 emotions are not bad
👉 suppression is
👉 and regulation starts with you

If you’ve ever had a day where you thought,
“I should’ve stayed home,”
this episode is for you.

You’re not broken.
You’re human.
And sometimes… you’re unhinged.

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This episode is not polished.
It’s not scripted.
And it sure as hell isn’t inspirational fluff.

This is the chrysalis phase.
The part of transformation no one posts about.

The isolating middle.
The emotional whiplash.
The days where you wonder if you’re healing or completely losing your mind.

In this episode, we sat down in the middle of our own messy, uncomfortable, painful becoming and talked honestly about what it feels like when everything is falling apart but nothing new has fully arrived yet.

We talk about:
• Why the chrysalis phase feels lonely, heavy, and confusing
• The grief that comes with shedding old identities
• Why transformation is not pretty or linear
• How social media lies about “healing” and “growth”
• What to do when you’re stuck in the in-between and can’t see the butterfly yet

This is for the ones who are:
• Deep in the void
• In the messy middle
• Outgrowing their old life but not at home in the new one yet

If you’re in a season where everything feels uncomfortable, raw, and uncertain, you’re not broken.

You’re not failing.

You’re in the chrysalis.

And it’s doing exactly what it’s supposed to do.

🖤✨

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In this episode of Witches Wild, we go straight into the stories everyone’s whispering about but nobody wants to examine out loud.

Teeth found in fast food.
Human meat rumors.
Billions-dollar food empires.
And a collective gut feeling that something about what we’re eating feels deeply wrong.

We’re not here to tell you what to believe.
We’re here to ask why these stories exist, why they spread so fast, and why so many people instinctively trust them.

Because whether the rumors are true or not, one thing is undeniable:
the modern food system is disconnected, industrialized, and completely removed from the way humans are meant to eat.

In this unhinged conversation, we talk about:
• documented contamination cases in fast food
• why fear-based food narratives spread
• how ultra-processed food impacts the body and nervous system
• corporate food monopolies and power
• and why “that can’t be real” is no longer comforting

This episode isn’t about panic.
It’s about awareness.
And taking your sovereignty back from a system that profits from disconnection.

⚠️ Disclaimer: This episode is for entertainment and discussion purposes only. We explore public stories, cultural narratives, and systemic concerns. We are not making factual claims or accusations against any individual or company.

Listen with discernment.
And maybe… cook something real tonight.

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Jan 1 Is a Lie: Why You’re Burned Out Before the Year Even Starts

If you’ve ever felt like January hits and you’re already behind, exhausted, and questioning your entire existence…
Congrats. That’s not a you problem. That’s conditioning.

In this episode of Witches Wild, we rip apart the biggest scam of modern hustle culture: the idea that January 1 is the “new year.”

It’s not.
It never was.

We break down how the Gregorian calendar, productivity culture, and capitalist programming shoved humans into a cycle that ignores biology, nature, and basic common sense. No wonder you’re expected to set massive goals while your nervous system is still in winter survival mode.

Here’s what we cover:
• Why January and February are not meant for grinding, manifesting, or forcing clarity
• How nature actually works (hint: spring is the real beginning)
• Why the Spring Equinox in March is the true energetic New Year
• How winter is designed for rest, reflection, healing, and going inward
• Why trying to “become your best self” in January keeps you stuck, burned out, and self-blaming
• And why you’re not lazy, broken, or behind… you’re just out of sync with the real rhythm

We’re calling bullshit on the squirrel-on-cocaine energy of January goal-setting and reminding you that you don’t need to hustle harder, you need to listen deeper.

And if you’re ready to do this year differently, without burning yourself out before it even begins, Auric shares Alchemy Unleashed: Best Year Yet, a grounded, nervous-system-aware approach to actually creating the year you want, aligned with nature instead of fighting it.

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Hibernate now.
Awaken later.
And stop letting a fake calendar run your life.

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Think Christmas is a Christian holiday?
Cool story. Now let’s talk about where it actually came from.

In this episode of Witches Wild, we rip the tinsel off Christmas and expose how many of the traditions people swear are “holy” were lifted straight from pagan and witchcraft practices… and then rebranded, sanitized, and weaponized against the very people who created them.

We’re breaking down:
• Why December 25th has nothing to do with the birth of Jesus
• How Yule, Saturnalia, and the Winter Solstice were absorbed and repackaged
• The real origins of trees, wreaths, lights, mistletoe, feasting, and gift-giving
• How pagan rituals were demonized after being stolen
• Why witches were persecuted for practicing the same traditions now called “Christmas spirit”

This isn’t about hate.
It’s about history, context, and reclaiming truth.

If you’ve ever felt gaslit by religion, confused by spiritual holidays, or sensed something was off about the Christmas narrative, this episode will connect a LOT of dots.

Come for the receipts.
Stay for the righteous rage, the laughter, and the liberation.

🎄🔥
Welcome to the un-Christian origins of Christmas.

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Welcome to our first UNHINGED episode.

No agenda.
No outline.
No spiritual performance.

Just two witches sitting down and letting it all spill.

In this episode, we talk about how the recent full moon absolutely wrecked Auric’s nervous system, why emotions felt louder and heavier than usual, and what it actually looks like to process that energy instead of spiritually bypassing it.

We get into how trauma gets stored in the body (especially the hips), why movement is medicine, and why sometimes the most powerful thing you can do isn’t a ritual or a spell… it’s getting out of your head and into your body.

This one is raw, honest, messy, and deeply human.
The kind of conversation you have with your witch bestie at midnight when everything feels a little cracked open.

Welcome to UNHINGED.
These episodes won’t always be tidy.
But they will always be real.

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This week on Witches Wild, we’re diving broom-first into the place where magick and mental health collide — the shadowy space no one in witchy TikTok wants to talk about.

Because here’s the truth:
Half the things people call “a curse” are really unprocessed trauma.
Half the things people call “intuition” are anxiety wearing a witch hat.
And half the things people call “awakening” are… well… a full-blown nervous system malfunction.

We’re breaking down:
• how to tell the difference between a spiritual message and your brain bullying you
• why mental health struggles DON’T disqualify you from witchcraft
• how witches throughout history worked with the mind, not against it
• why your intuition doesn’t work when your nervous system is on fire
• how to stop glamorizing suffering as “spiritual depth”
• and the real magick of healing your inner world before you cast a single spell

This is the episode that blends shadow work, somatics, sovereignty, science, and “holy shit, that explains my entire life.”

Witchcraft isn’t an escape from your mind — it’s a way to work with it.

If you’ve ever wondered, “Is this magick… or is this my mental health?”
We’re going there. All the way there.

Because being a witch doesn’t mean you’re broken.
It means you’re powerful — and you’re learning to hold that power with both hands.

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER
This podcast is for entertainment, storytelling, and educational discussion only. We are not licensed medical professionals. Nothing in this episode is medical advice, psychological advice, or a substitute for therapy, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek professional help from qualified providers for any mental health concerns.

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WITCHES WILD EPISODE DESCRIPTIONS

In this episode, we’re dragging one of the biggest lies in modern witchcraft —
the idea that you can grab a cute spellbook, light a candle, recite some rhyming words, and suddenly your whole life changes.

No, babe.
Magick doesn’t start with the moon.
Magick starts with YOU.

Every other witchy podcast hands you a stack of spellbooks and says “Go manifest!”
We’re here to tell you the truth they won’t:

If you don’t know who you are,
If you don’t understand your energy,
If your intuition is clogged,
If your emotions are trapped,
If your nervous system is fried,
Your spells won’t do shit.

So instead of throwing you into potions and prosperity rituals, we’re taking you back to the foundation —
the self.

This episode is your real Witchcraft 101:
the inner work, the sovereignty work, the “get your power back before you try to wield it” work.

We talk about:
• How most new witches accidentally skip the most important step
• Why spells “don’t work” for people who haven’t done their inner clearing
• How learning your own design, intuition, and emotional landscape activates your actual magick
• Why protection magick must come BEFORE witchcraft
• And only THEN — the books that actually matter on your witch path

This is the witch’s reading list flipped on its head.
No fluff. No glitter. No fake TikTok aesthetic witchery.

Just power.
Just truth.
Just the real path.

Welcome to the witchcraft education you should’ve gotten from the very beginning.

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