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Worthless Clowns

Worthless Clowns

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a podcast about how stupid we all are, hosted by NYC comedians Ali O'Neil & Brittany CardwellWorthless Clowns
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  • UPDATES + BRITTANY'S SPECIAL IS COMING OUT!
    Oct 17 2025

    We've missed you all!!! We've got pod updates for you!

    PLUS: Brittany's special is out this Tuesday October 21st 8pm (EST) on her YouTube! Watch it, share it, comment with clown emojis, tell your friends! And if you haven't subscribed yet, do it now: https://www.youtube.com/@brittonuscardwell

    Thank you all for listening and we'll be back soon!

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    20 mins
  • I HAVE A PHD IN TONY HAWK PRO SKATER
    Sep 2 2025

    Ali unloads on an unsuspecting man about Tony Hawk Pro Skater, CYK, and Bam Margera. Brittany gets kidnapped at a Vegas bachelorette party by a Seinfeld enthusiast. A man tries to convince a woman he’s “normal” by jumping into a sprinkler. Memories of phd balance testing strips, embarrassing pillow talk, and The Joker.


    Brittany’s special is coming out SOON!!! Look out for it on her Youtube, and subscribe if you haven’t already!


    For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil


    Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at worthlessclownspod@gmail.com


    theme music by Adam Turay

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    50 mins
  • I'M THE FISH TANK GUY
    Aug 26 2025

    Ali befriends a fellow fish tank owner, and roasts Ed Sheeran and Harvard, bigtime. Brittany keeps mistaking Jenna Ortega for her nephew, and holds a stingray by the lips. Laura Loomer gets PUNK’D. Memories of minigolf strategy, trying Kibbles N Bits, and waiting for the other shoe to drop.


    For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil


    Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube!


    Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at worthlessclownspod@gmail.com


    theme music by Adam Turay

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    1 hr and 4 mins
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