Episodes

  • S2. Ep. 9. Solstice Carol or Closeted Toymaker

    S2. Ep. 9. Solstice Carol or Closeted Toymaker
    Dec 25 2025

    Alice and Kris discuss whistle-operated animals, Hallmark-movie-style family propaganda, and whether going through chimneys is Santa's defining feature.
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    47 mins
  • S2. Ep. 8. Ten Little Warlords or Heterohorny Brain Fog

    S2. Ep. 8. Ten Little Warlords or Heterohorny Brain Fog
    Dec 25 2025

    Alice and Kris discuss whether a fan qualifies as a windmill, moving corpses, and the fact that mortal Ares is the hottest Ares.
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    59 mins
  • S2. Ep. 7. Intimate Stranger or Homocidal Obsession

    S2. Ep. 7. Intimate Stranger or Homocidal Obsession
    Nov 27 2025

    Alice and Kris discuss sword-fighting as foreplay, life-saving herbal moisturizers, and what Nicolas Cage has learned from Lucy Lawless.
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    55 mins
  • S2. Ep. 6. Warrior... Princess... Tramp or Plant Husband

    S2. Ep. 6. Warrior... Princess... Tramp or Plant Husband
    Nov 6 2025

    Alice and Kris discuss slut-shaming of horny women, Brechtian villains, and Ares’s alleged fertility.
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    1 hr
  • S2. Ep. 5. The Return of Callisto or Kinky Dungeon Chair

    S2. Ep. 5. The Return of Callisto or Kinky Dungeon Chair
    Sep 25 2025

    Alice and Kris discuss Xena and Gabrielle's first onscreen kiss, quicksand-based childhood trauma, and which body parts are needed for consuming food.
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • S2. Ep. 4. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or The Uncanny Valley of Facial Hair

    S2. Ep. 4. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or The Uncanny Valley of Facial Hair
    Aug 28 2025

    Alice and Kris discuss Joxer's internalized homophobia, Ancient Greek hip-hop, and whether we're competition for Contrapoints.
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • S2. Ep. 3. Giant Killer or Very Very Very Tall Bushes

    S2. Ep. 3. Giant Killer or Very Very Very Tall Bushes
    Aug 11 2025

    Alice and Kris discuss Gabrielle converting to Judaism, budget sky burials, and whether an Achilles heel can be on the face.
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • S2. Ep. 2. Remember Nothing or Baddie Circle Jerk

    S2. Ep. 2. Remember Nothing or Baddie Circle Jerk
    Jul 10 2025

    Alice and Kris discuss Xena doing dumb girl drag, siblings as metamours, and how well the movie "Bedazzled" aged.

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    1 hr and 2 mins