Episodes

  • 5:4 Dead Man's Haircut
    Mar 12 2026

    Hello Prodders!

    Welcome to this offering of You Don't Even Like Me, DO YOU!

    This week, our convos take us to square eyes, houseshoes, TV, parent crushes, more TV, Ebay, food and Carol Vorderman.

    It's just not normal!!

    As per usual, we have a little joke off and Matt has a topical quiz on the Brit Awards.... There you go!


    #podcast #funny #thebeauty #carolvorderman #ryangosling

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    53 mins
  • 5:3 No Sympathy
    Mar 5 2026

    Hello Prodders.

    Welcome to this installment of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU.

    This time we are going on about the snip, the woman with 2 privates, Jay’s lack of sympathy, the Apprentice,

    As usual we have a few little jokes and facts from around the world.

    Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode.

    And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com


    Laters

    #traitors #podcast #worldfacts #jokes #bonnyblue #theapprentice


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    47 mins
  • 5:2 Scotch Eggs & Profiteroles
    Feb 26 2026

    Hello Prodders,

    Welcome to another instalment of nonsense and we chat about food, desserts, sleepovers at friends, more food, German toilets, dog muck and back to food again.

    All finished of with some jokes and facts from places we don't live. Very relevant..

    Enjoy!!

    #shayneward #podcast #comedy #aha #kleerup

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    57 mins
  • 5:1 Text Etiquette
    Feb 19 2026

    We're back....and this time it's personal!

    Actually, it's more of the same from us...

    This week, Jay has been to London, Mrs J is switching it up for Valentines and we're talking birthdays, clickbait, aftershave shopping, top buttons on shirts, text etiquette...

    Matt's collared AI in for a London quiz and we have a mini joke off.

    Hopefully the sound is better too...


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    57 mins
  • 4:20 One Snotty Nostril
    Jan 22 2026

    Hello Prodders.

    Welcome to our season finale and in good tradition, we’re going out with a whimper.

    This time our convos take us to River Island, Shopping, Ideal hairstyles, the benefits of grey hair, Atlas 31…again, Accents, Washing you car with underwear, Traitors and Hedgehog abuse plus other bits in between

    As usual we have a few little jokes and a facts from around the world.

    Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode.

    And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com


    Laters

    #traitors #podcast #worldfacts #jokes


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    1 hr
  • 4:19 Ball Pools
    Jan 15 2026

    Hello Prodders.


    Thanks for listening to another offering of our podcast YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU!

    This week, we’ve crammed in a lot of chat from comfort food, Traitors, Stranger Thongs Finale, Rachel Stevens, Matt’s hair…again, baby sitting, ball pools, massages and naming babies and much, much more

    As usual we have a few little jokes and some facts from around the world.

    Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode.

    And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com


    Laters

    #strangerthings #traitors #podcast #facts

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 4:18 Ecclefechan Tart!
    Jan 8 2026

    Hello Prodders.


    Thanks for listening to another offering of our podcast YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU!

    This week, I’m going on about post Christmas shopping. Matt finds that a well known cleaning product has turned to slime..but why?

    Whilst looking for aftershave, we’ve come to find the reviews can be literary works of art!

    I eat an Ecclefechan Tart which is filled with horrible little things. Matt loves em nom nom nom!

    Matt’s quiz of the week is a kind of reflection on last year and as usual we have a few little jokes and some facts from around the world.

    Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode.


    Laters


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    57 mins
  • 4:17 Cool For 2026!
    Jan 1 2026

    Hi Folks,

    Happy new year and welcome to this offering of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!

    It’s new years resolution time and this time, I’ve kept it simple…

    The Christmas jumper is nicely packed away and now Matt doesn’t like my t-shirt!

    Matt’s still going on about Atlas 31 and we’ve both been watching a bit of Bond over Christmas..

    This has inspired Matt, who did his own James Bond quiz. Or did he?

    We also talk about Lionel Richie’s toxic aftershave and as usual we have our joke off and some more facts from around the world.

    Apologies for the sound, we’re still working on it..on it…on it…..

    Please remember to like, follow and share so you never miss an episode.

    Laterz


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    55 mins