Welcome to You've Got To Be Critting Me!, a live play D&D podcast where chaos, laughter, and heartfelt moments collide!

In this inaugural episode, meet our party of adventurers:

🗡️ Sefi, the Goliath Fighter - An ex-conscripted soldier seeking the family taken from her.

🎶 Malcius Sorrow, the Tiefling Bard - A charming musician on the run from his past.

🌿 Thormir Moonsight, the Dwarf Druid - Scouring land and sea to avenge his fallen home.

🧠 Todd Van Wyk, the Half-elf Rogue - An archaeologist and scholar who has been guided by a rat for 40 years.

Our heroes find themselves entangled in the ancient mysteries of Kyranda, a world of magic and danger where a dark being seeks to reshape everything. With the balance of good and evil hanging by a thread, the party must decide whether to rise as heroes or falter under the weight of destiny.

🔍 Will the party unite to face the darkness? What secrets will they uncover? Which way will they tip the balance?

Join us for an epic story, epic rolls, and moments that will leave you saying, "You’ve GOT to be critting me!"

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DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music

Additional DM elements by Loresmyth

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In the very first episode of You've Got to Be Critting Me, our newly-formed adventuring party arrives in the quiet port town of Sestone, only to be thrust into chaos when a young man named Harold stumbles into town, horribly mutated with squid-like features. As the group scrambles to help him, they begin unraveling a mystery involving strange disappearances, dark magic, and eerie transformations. With the help of locals, including a mysterious scholar named Guthber, they begin to investigate the strange happenings, but soon realize they’ve only scratched the surface of a much deeper, darker conspiracy.

Join us as we dive into strange waters, tackle bizarre questions, and encounter our first fishy foes!

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music

Additional DM elements by Loresmyth

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In this episode, our adventurers find themselves in a local tavern, where the drinks are strong, and the rumors are stronger. As they send off Erin and prepare for their next steps, they dig into the mysteries surrounding the missing fishermen at the docks. With a potential lead on Almore Island, the party debates whether to question the families of the lost or head straight into the unknown. Tensions rise, drinks are downed, and an arm-wrestling challenge adds some unexpected fun to the night. Will they uncover the truth? Or will their plans get derailed by another round at the bar? Tune in to find out!

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music

Additional DM elements by Loresmyth

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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.