Episodes

  • doctor's orders (featuring shannon burns)
    May 20 2026

    We do have something to admit to our guest. To us, she is a doctor of pop culture. It's crazy when Ivana thinks back to six haircuts ago. Now she's Anne Hathaway from Les Mis. Shannon Burns and Bella are like Harry Potter and Voldemort in that they're connected and they both exist in the city. Ivana's like, really a stickler for the list. Meanwhile Bella called Connor Stories "Mrs. Hudson Williams" and paid for it in blood. And Dr. Burns tells us what it’s like to be lesbian married and the secret way to get 170k followers.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • nobody will ever know even an ounce of what it’s taken to get here.
    Apr 16 2026

    This is Thee Bieber Fever. He (Justin Bieber) is literally the reason Ivana is having her whole Christian thing. She has to reckon with that. The girls have to be serving Charisma, Uniqurness, Nerve, and Talent in a really major way during these AI times. Bella needed a binder at D-Box movie. Ivana has always known that she will have to become evil. To flip the patriarchy to the matriarchy. But through her own downfall, we will be able to achieve equality. Bella agrees. And Lorde continues to catch strays on this podcast….

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • lady gaga is from scarborough
    Mar 31 2026

    Two cups stand before us. Sure, everything is open for interpretation but these tea leaves are Bella. Ivana says a movie is the closest thing an average person can have to going to Space. Kibo Sushi tried to make Bella seem fucked up but she’s NORMAL! Regarding the chewing, we want everyone to know that we’re learning and we’re fucking listening. Anna from the post office-Crystal shop made Bella doubt her own knowledge of Lady Gaga. Ivana doesn’t need to watch the new Harry Potter show because she’s not a pervert. She’s a grownup. And do you guys notice that we’re wrapping it up kind of quickly?

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    56 mins
  • is rachel reid the throat goat?
    Mar 16 2026

    Despite Ivana turning thirty, the girls return to old pod days and smoke 4 joints pre recording. And they were just saying, there is really so much going on right now. Some good. Lots good! Some bad. Some weird. Ivana was feeling that everyone was neglecting her drumming. Meanwhile, the sales associate at Long & Mcquade did a bold and brash assumption against Bella. Remember when Ivana “took” the mic? The girls become absolutely transfixed on the song "Crickets Sing for Ana Maria." And there IS such a thing as hot Ice cream. Tyra Banks invented it.

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    52 mins
  • people want to k*ll emerald fennell
    Feb 23 2026

    Bella doesn’t think having a band is that hard. We proved it, didn’t we? Ivana decides to give up being a paper towel eco terrorist for Lent. That Jamaican pic of Adele looks totally like something AI would’ve done. Bella wrote “another man that’s hot” on the list and has absolutely no idea who it was. You can’t even imagine how much it meant to Ivana as an Italian girl who grew up with all Colombians to see Lady Gaga at Bad Bunny’s halftime show. More than anything, the sports at the Winter Olympics are completely made up. First they (the woke mob) came for Emerald, and we said nothing. Then they came for Bella….

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    1 hr
  • margot robbie is Woman
    Feb 4 2026

    Well, we had show. You guys had to be there. And most of you were! Bella knew that by the time we got to the end of the show… Ivana would sing. And sing, she did. Bella felt the Toronto earthquake from across the world. Ivana has developed intimacy with Jacob Elordi in their two s*x dreams. Bella says that being an interviewer feels like “being me.” Margot Robbie is woman and Ivana has known it since Grade 9. And jeans? On Bad Bunny’s big night?

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • season 2 finale: enough, enough now
    Dec 18 2025

    Our “seasons” are pretty arbitrary but it is the Season 2 Our Pod Finale and we have a BIG announcement. Asking Bella to wear contacts would be like asking Harry Potter to wear contacts! Aria Montgomery was first and foremost, deplorable, and secondly, homophobic. When Ivana says “focused” on the gay hockey show, what she means is “horny.” Bella’s problem with Love Actually is the whole “on Christmas you tell the truth.” Christmas is not about telling the truth. It’s about gifts and Santa. And it’s okay to gay bait if you do it really good.

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • the WICKED ep
    Nov 26 2025

    So, it’s 35 minutes straight of Wicked: For Good spoilers and then straight into overnight oats. It’s so true that you eat a plum on the beach. Ivana rode the mic and Bella is top. On PLL, the biggest enemy is a trans woman. Did you know that? Ivana is plugged into the world in a numerical way. We like some of the Lorde songs but what the hell does she know about being nonbinary? And just so quickly, a coffee shop that Bella’s addicted to.

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    1 hr and 18 mins