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People may call me an "overachieving ice queen," but I would do anything for the people I love. So when my friends ask me to host an event at their famous farm, I'm more than happy to help… until I discover I've been set up.

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The poorly attended, unprofitable dance school is all she ever wanted.

The mortuary director has been known to overdo it on the formaldehyde, among other things.

In which our intrepid correspondent does the fashionable thing and jumps on a defenseless, brainless heiress - and he's got to tell you, it feels pretty good.